Sox Joke

[soxwon]

A White Sox fan, began amusing himself by scaring every Cub and Astro fan he





saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious Chicago blue shirt and Red Star shirt..

He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest.

He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest,
"Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down the road,"
replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued
down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Cub and Astro fan walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if to hit them. But, as usual, he
swerved back into the road just in time. Even though he was certain
that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his
mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the
priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit
that Cub and AStro fan."


"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got them with the door."

[hose]

What does a bear with a condom and the World Series have in common?









































































































































































































No Cubs

[The_Floridian]

Q: What's the difference between a Sox Park hot dog and a Wrigley Field hot dog?







A: You can get a Sox Park hot dog in October.
:)

[antitwins13]

What does a bear with a condom and the World Series have in common?






No Cubs


POTW?:D:

[Chips]

Q: What's the difference between a Sox Park hot dog and a Wrigley Field hot dog?







A: You can get a Sox Park hot dog in October.
:)

And a hot dog at USCF is much better than a Urinal dog.

[doublem23]

And a hot dog at USCF is much better than a Urinal dog.

Not anymore, the concessions at both parks are handled by the same company; any taste difference is probably more to your own bias.

I can't comment, I haven't been to the Urinal in 4 or 5 years.

[DumpJerry]

Not anymore, the concessions at both parks are handled by the same company; any taste difference is probably more to your own bias.

I can't comment, I haven't been to the Urinal in 4 or 5 years.
Ahhhh....double you're forgetting that atmosphere adds to the eating experience. Just ask anyone who goes to a frou frou restaurant ("it's the presentation!" I'm told).

[The_Floridian]

Not anymore, the concessions at both parks are handled by the same company; any taste difference is probably more to your own bias.

I can't comment, I haven't been to the Urinal in 4 or 5 years.

:ozzie

"When you win, the hot dogs taste better."

[gobears1987]

Not anymore, the concessions at both parks are handled by the same company; any taste difference is probably more to your own bias.

I can't comment, I haven't been to the Urinal in 4 or 5 years.There is a difference. The dogs you can buy at the cell are grilled and can have grilled onions on them. The dogs at the Urinal aren't grilled. I was there in June. There are few kosher dog stands at the Urinal too. Almost every dog at Comiskey is kosher.

[daveeym]

There is a difference. The dogs you can buy at the cell are grilled and can have grilled onions on them. The dogs at the Urinal aren't grilled. I was there in June. There are few kosher dog stands at the Urinal too. Almost every dog at Comiskey is kosher. You are correct. The Urinal may be supplied by the same vendor but the majority of their stands serve the crappy boiled dogs with smooshed buns you get in the aisles where at the Cell you definitely have more options for kosher and grilled dogs.

[Iwritecode]

POTW?:D:

That's a really old Harry Carey joke.

Except I think he compared the WS to a female bear on the pill...