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likeawarlord
10-22-2005, 08:31 PM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.

SkeetSkeetAmit
10-22-2005, 08:33 PM
oh yeah, totally.

PAPChiSox729
10-23-2005, 12:10 AM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.

gO sAwX!!1!!

...

:?:

Nyls Nyman
10-23-2005, 12:32 AM
oh good, I'm not the only one that was thinking that tonight!

What's with all those bearded guys on the Astros, anyway??

antitwins13
10-23-2005, 01:06 AM
I don't think Chuck Norris could have hit any worse tonight.

Chisox35
10-23-2005, 01:35 AM
I was thinking the same thing about bagwell looking like chuck norris.

StillMissOzzie
10-23-2005, 01:41 AM
Except that Chuck Norris plays Walker, Texas Ranger, and they didn't make the post-season this year so he must have jumped to the NL team in Texas!

SMO
:D:

SkeetSkeetAmit
10-23-2005, 02:51 AM
oh good, I'm not the only one that was thinking that tonight!

What's with all those bearded guys on the Astros, anyway??

i know, jeeze. like half the team is bearded. is there a razor shortatge in texas?

shoota II
10-23-2005, 08:12 AM
Except that Chuck Norris plays Walker, Texas Ranger, and they didn't make the post-season this year so he must have jumped to the NL team in Texas!

SMO
:D:

Bagwell might look like Walker, Texas Ranger, but it was officer Bobby Jenks who handcuffed Bagwell tonight. Hey-oh!

seanpmurphy
10-23-2005, 08:34 AM
oh good, I'm not the only one that was thinking that tonight!

What's with all those bearded guys on the Astros, anyway??

Barbarians! The whole lot of them!

Jjav829
10-23-2005, 11:59 AM
i know, jeeze. like half the team is bearded. is there a razor shortatge in texas?

They're all growing playoff beards as a team unity thing.

slavko
10-23-2005, 01:36 PM
Nothing like trying to hit 100MPH stuff when you've got a hitch in your swing. Keep playing him, 'Stros.

fusillirob1983
10-23-2005, 01:38 PM
My brother said the same thing to me yesterday.... actually he said Bagwell is Chuck Norris' son.

MISoxfan
10-23-2005, 03:17 PM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.

It's his horsestance batting style too.

HebrewHammer
10-23-2005, 03:38 PM
This thread needs pictures.

jaundiceboy
10-23-2005, 03:41 PM
more like Chuck Boris.

JohnBasedowYoda
10-23-2005, 03:51 PM
it's like they all entered and lost the brett farve look alike contest

Half Cocked Jack
10-23-2005, 05:03 PM
http://img80.exs.cx/img80/4509/Chuck_Norris.jpghttp://www.homeruncards.com/imagesplayers/bagwell.jpg

There is a bit of a resemblance, don't you think?

likeawarlord
10-23-2005, 08:03 PM
There is a bit of a resemblance, don't you think?

even more so, now that bagwell is featuring the norris-esque beard

Ventura Fan 23
10-23-2005, 11:25 PM
Lmao, I can TOTALLY see that!

pbizzle44
10-23-2005, 11:29 PM
Jeff Bagwell a.k.a Chuck Norris. You tell me.
http://www.angelfire.com/alt2/pbizzle44/bagwell.gif

Nyls Nyman
10-23-2005, 11:32 PM
whereyabeen?

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60656

illinibk
10-23-2005, 11:35 PM
I kept waiting for him to spin kick someone.

PAPChiSox729
10-24-2005, 12:39 AM
I kept waiting for him to spin kick someone.

Well after squatting after all of these years, I'm sure he has enough leg strength.

:D:

likeawarlord
10-24-2005, 02:06 AM
Jeff Bagwell a.k.a Chuck Norris. You tell me.
http://www.angelfire.com/alt2/pbizzle44/bagwell.gif

your picture says this much better than my crappy, boring words.

PatK
10-24-2005, 12:25 PM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.

I thought it was because his career is pretty much over.

Jerko
10-24-2005, 12:27 PM
I kept waiting for him to spin kick someone.

He spin-kicked that pitch that hit him in game 1. Perfect form, leg into ball.