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likeawarlord
10-22-2005, 07:31 PM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.
SkeetSkeetAmit
10-22-2005, 07:33 PM
oh yeah, totally.
PAPChiSox729
10-22-2005, 11:10 PM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.

gO sAwX!!1!!

...

:?:
Nyls Nyman
10-22-2005, 11:32 PM
oh good, I'm not the only one that was thinking that tonight!

What's with all those bearded guys on the Astros, anyway??
antitwins13
10-23-2005, 12:06 AM
I don't think Chuck Norris could have hit any worse tonight.
Chisox35
10-23-2005, 12:35 AM
I was thinking the same thing about bagwell looking like chuck norris.
StillMissOzzie
10-23-2005, 12:41 AM
Except that Chuck Norris plays Walker, Texas Ranger, and they didn't make the post-season this year so he must have jumped to the NL team in Texas!

SMO
:D:
SkeetSkeetAmit
10-23-2005, 01:51 AM
oh good, I'm not the only one that was thinking that tonight!

What's with all those bearded guys on the Astros, anyway??

i know, jeeze. like half the team is bearded. is there a razor shortatge in texas?
shoota II
10-23-2005, 07:12 AM
Except that Chuck Norris plays Walker, Texas Ranger, and they didn't make the post-season this year so he must have jumped to the NL team in Texas!

SMO
:D:

Bagwell might look like Walker, Texas Ranger, but it was officer Bobby Jenks who handcuffed Bagwell tonight. Hey-oh!
seanpmurphy
10-23-2005, 07:34 AM
oh good, I'm not the only one that was thinking that tonight!

What's with all those bearded guys on the Astros, anyway??

Barbarians! The whole lot of them!
Jjav829
10-23-2005, 10:59 AM
i know, jeeze. like half the team is bearded. is there a razor shortatge in texas?

They're all growing playoff beards as a team unity thing.
slavko
10-23-2005, 12:36 PM
Nothing like trying to hit 100MPH stuff when you've got a hitch in your swing. Keep playing him, 'Stros.
fusillirob1983
10-23-2005, 12:38 PM
My brother said the same thing to me yesterday.... actually he said Bagwell is Chuck Norris' son.
MISoxfan
10-23-2005, 02:17 PM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.

It's his horsestance batting style too.
HebrewHammer
10-23-2005, 02:38 PM
This thread needs pictures.
jaundiceboy
10-23-2005, 02:41 PM
more like Chuck Boris.
JohnBasedowYoda
10-23-2005, 02:51 PM
it's like they all entered and lost the brett farve look alike contest
Half Cocked Jack
10-23-2005, 04:03 PM
http://img80.exs.cx/img80/4509/Chuck_Norris.jpghttp://www.homeruncards.com/imagesplayers/bagwell.jpg

There is a bit of a resemblance, don't you think?
likeawarlord
10-23-2005, 07:03 PM
There is a bit of a resemblance, don't you think?

even more so, now that bagwell is featuring the norris-esque beard
Ventura Fan 23
10-23-2005, 10:25 PM
Lmao, I can TOTALLY see that!
pbizzle44
10-23-2005, 10:29 PM
Jeff Bagwell a.k.a Chuck Norris. You tell me.
http://www.angelfire.com/alt2/pbizzle44/bagwell.gif
Nyls Nyman
10-23-2005, 10:32 PM
whereyabeen?

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60656
illinibk
10-23-2005, 10:35 PM
I kept waiting for him to spin kick someone.
PAPChiSox729
10-23-2005, 11:39 PM
I kept waiting for him to spin kick someone.

Well after squatting after all of these years, I'm sure he has enough leg strength.

:D:
likeawarlord
10-24-2005, 01:06 AM
Jeff Bagwell a.k.a Chuck Norris. You tell me.
http://www.angelfire.com/alt2/pbizzle44/bagwell.gif

your picture says this much better than my crappy, boring words.
PatK
10-24-2005, 11:25 AM
its the beard and the squinty eyes.

I thought it was because his career is pretty much over.
Jerko
10-24-2005, 11:27 AM
I kept waiting for him to spin kick someone.

He spin-kicked that pitch that hit him in game 1. Perfect form, leg into ball.