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SOXintheBURGH
10-21-2005, 09:19 PM
Not bad...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41873


"In addition, we're aware that the president's control, although still respectable, isn't what it used to be, especially where his breaking ball is concerned," Basham added. "We want all the players on both teams to know that if they're hit by one of the First Pitches, they should just take their base. Anyone who charges the mound will be cut down by sharpshooters equipped with suppressed MP5 submachine guns. That goes double for you, Pierzynski."
SouthSide_HitMen
10-21-2005, 09:26 PM
The Yankees and Red Sox could have used him - he is definitely better than Clement.
antitwins13
10-22-2005, 12:43 AM
what happened to Aparicio thowing out the first pitch?
LuvSox
10-22-2005, 01:14 AM
what happened to Aparicio thowing out the first pitch?

You've got to be kidding me........................
Foulke You
10-22-2005, 02:25 AM
You know the White Sox are big news when we make the Onion. I bet Geoff Blum would still hit .188 against "W" though.:cool:
cheeses_h_rice
10-22-2005, 09:46 AM
what happened to Aparicio thowing out the first pitch?

They decided Bush had better late movement on his slider, which was going to be a real big asset while trying to strike out Hank Aaron.

:rolleyes:
ajtokarz
10-22-2005, 11:28 AM
They make no mention to Dubya's Screwball, or for that matter, his devistating changeup. If i'm not mistaken, his nickname for his pickoff move to first is the Harriet Miers
mccoydp
10-22-2005, 11:36 AM
Making the Onion is pretty big...good to go, Sox.