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seanpmurphy
10-20-2005, 02:55 PM
If this is already posted, I apologize but my friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty good.

Bud Light presents, real men of genius,

Today, we salute you, Mr. Cub Fan-Bandwagon Jumper
White Sox fan. As you drive like a nervous wreck down
the Dan Ryan in the Mercedes that your parents bought
for you, you wonder, "Will the South Side Faithful
accept me and my sweater-vest and Heineken-drinking
ways?" You arrive at the ballpark only to realize
that "Hey, there's no Ronnie-Woo-Woo here, but only
countless look-alikes selling shirts that say, "Cubs
Suck", and "Cuck Da Fubs." But this doesn't offend
you. Why? Because now you're a Sox fan, dammit, and to
prove it you put on your newly purchased White Sox
cap, only to be ridiculed by a real Sox fan, who says
to his buddies, "Wow, look at that douchebag." So
crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh Fairest of the
Fairweather Fairies, because if it's the Blue Jays
that make the playoffs next year, you might have to
carry around a new pet bird like the little bitch that
you are...

:)

Clembasbal
10-20-2005, 03:33 PM
Hell if I ever salute them! But funny none-the-less!:rolling:

CHIsoxNation
10-20-2005, 03:50 PM
Oh my god, that was hilarious.

CaptainBallz
10-20-2005, 04:23 PM
If this is already posted, I apologize but my friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty good.

Bud Light presents, real men of genius,

Today, we salute you, Mr. Cub Fan-Bandwagon Jumper
White Sox fan. As you drive like a nervous wreck down
the Dan Ryan in the Mercedes that your parents bought
for you, you wonder, "Will the South Side Faithful
accept me and my sweater-vest and Heineken-drinking
ways?" You arrive at the ballpark only to realize
that "Hey, there's no Ronnie-Woo-Woo here, but only
countless look-alikes selling shirts that say, "Cubs
Suck", and "Cuck Da Fubs." But this doesn't offend
you. Why? Because now you're a Sox fan, dammit, and to
prove it you put on your newly purchased White Sox
cap, only to be ridiculed by a real Sox fan, who says
to his buddies, "Wow, look at that douchebag." So
crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh Fairest of the
Fairweather Fairies, because if it's the Blue Jays
that make the playoffs next year, you might have to
carry around a new pet bird like the little bitch that
you are...

:)

Hilarious--

I'd love to actually get an audio of that commercial---:tongue:

RedHeadPaleHoser
10-20-2005, 04:28 PM
I'm reading that, imagining the voice of the announcer....and Jim Peterik singing those mini choruses in the background..."God, I hope I fit in"...

StillMissOzzie
10-20-2005, 05:38 PM
Was this a real commercial or a MJ&H fakery? Still damn funny, though!

SMO
:gulp:

antitwins13
10-20-2005, 10:02 PM
Now I don't care who you are that's funny right there.