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soxwon
10-11-2005, 04:18 PM
I Say Praise The Baseball Gods
as Theys Has Smiled Upon The White Sox.
the Angels Think Dey Is Closer To Heaven,
but Dey Is Wronga.
the White Sox My Friends Are Whatbaseball Legends Is Made Of.
the Halo's Will Bow Before Da Sox
and Kiss The Holy Ground Of U.s. Cellular Field
the Cathedral Of All Cathedrals
In The Baseball World.

the Sox Are The Lords Of Lumber
the Saviors Of This Sinfull City
the Bishops Of Blastand
Da Cardinals Of Celebration
all Wrapped Up In One 25 Man Team
that When It's All Ova
will Be Remembered
As The Greatestteam This City Or Baseball has Ever Seen

Jose jc Superstar And Mark Da Bishop Buehrle
will Mow Down The Angels,
Like Dey Did the Cryin, Whinning Red Sox From The East
Bartolo Colon Will Run Screaming Into Da Nite
dropping His Collection Of Subway Sandwitches
and Boxes Of Twinkies Behind
Francisco Rodriguez Will Need more Than Those Goofy Glasses
To Hide his Face, From The Shame ,
That Will be Brought Upon Himself

Repent Angels, For You Is About To Be sanctified,
And Bannished To The place Called Purgatory.
Once The Smoke Clears from The Many Home Runs
Hit by Our Sox.
the World Will See, What True happiness Means.
as The Smiles On The Faces Of The South Sidefans
Will Glow Forever

And The White Sox Will be Lifted
Towards Heaven on Mighty Clouds Of Joy
and Cub Fans, Will Choke On Their
serpent Like Tongues
no Longer Spieling Bile
towards The Greatest Fans ever.

so Turn On Your Televisions
and Leap With Joy, On Every Strikeout
as The Road To Da Promised Landwill Grow Wider
With Each Pitch
as The Sox Fans, Will Fill The Road with Joy
And Reverance.
and Leading The Brigade ,will Be Long Time Sox Fan
George Burns, Who Has Been Waiting
in Baseball Heaven.

The Promised Land, Is Drawing Nearer
for All Sox Friends To Arrive
we Are Coming George!
You Will Celebrate With Us very Soon !
the Birth Of A Dynasty
the Celebration Of A Lifetime
baseball Will Never Be Da Same
as The New Kings Of Baseball
will Be Crowned.
Da 2005 World Series Champions
chicago White Sox
no Curses, No Jinxes, No More Frustration
a Title For All Time.
breathe It In, And Let Her Rip!!!
its Simply "gitten Er Done"

Hallelujah
da Reverand Rowand Crede

cleanwsox
10-11-2005, 04:31 PM
If you put your eyes 2 inches from the screen and move your head back slowly, you will see an image of Frank Thomas swinging a bat.

Joosh
10-11-2005, 04:32 PM
If you put your eyes 2 inches from the screen and move your head back slowly, you will see an image of Frank Thomas swinging a bat.

All I got was a pair of sore eyes.

chisoxfanatic
10-11-2005, 04:37 PM
Hey, what ever happened to the Farret? I kinda miss him! :D:

Well done, Reverand!!!

soxwon
10-11-2005, 04:42 PM
Hey, what ever happened to the Farret? I kinda miss him! :D:

Well done, Reverand!!!

Da Possum has awaken and is Tag Teaming
With the Farret,
On the Altar of The White Sox.

Mickster
10-11-2005, 04:46 PM
Da Reverand Is Speaking....

:cower:

:kukoo:

daveeym
10-11-2005, 05:01 PM
:cower:

:kukoo: Yeah no kidding, leave this schtick with the movie "Independance Day."

soxwon
10-11-2005, 05:24 PM
Yeah no kidding, leave this schtick with the movie "Independance Day."

Independence day is a GREAT movie.

nasox
10-11-2005, 05:44 PM
indepemdence day is a GREAT movie

never heard of it

chopperjc
10-11-2005, 06:52 PM
I Say Praise The Baseball Gods
as Theys Has Smiled Upon The White Sox.
the Angels Think Dey Is Closer To Heaven,
but Dey Is Wronga.
the White Sox My Friends Are Whatbaseball Legends Is Made Of.
the Halo's Will Bow Before Da Sox
and Kiss The Holy Ground Of U.s. Cellular Field
the Cathedral Of All Cathedrals
In The Baseball World.

the Sox Are The Lords Of Lumber
the Saviors Of This Sinfull City
the Bishops Of Blastand
Da Cardinals Of Celebration
all Wrapped Up In One 25 Man Team
that When It's All Ova
will Be Remembered
As The Greatestteam This City Or Baseball has Ever Seen

Jose jc Superstar And Mark Da Bishop Buehrle
will Mow Down The Angels,
Like Dey Did the Cryin, Whinning Red Sox From The East
Bartolo Colon Will Run Screaming Into Da Nite
dropping His Collection Of Subway Sandwitches
and Boxes Of Twinkies Behind
Francisco Rodriguez Will Need more Than Those Goofy Glasses
To Hide his Face, From The Shame ,
That Will be Brought Upon Himself

Repent Angels, For You Is About To Be sanctified,
And Bannished To The place Called Purgatory.
Once The Smoke Clears from The Many Home Runs
Hit by Our Sox.
the World Will See, What True happiness Means.
as The Smiles On The Faces Of The South Sidefans
Will Glow Forever

And The White Sox Will be Lifted
Towards Heaven on Mighty Clouds Of Joy
and Cub Fans, Will Choke On Their
serpent Like Tongues
no Longer Spieling Bile
towards The Greatest Fans ever.

so Turn On Your Televisions
and Leap With Joy, On Every Strikeout
as The Road To Da Promised Landwill Grow Wider
With Each Pitch
as The Sox Fans, Will Fill The Road with Joy
And Reverance.
and Leading The Brigade ,will Be Long Time Sox Fan
George Burns, Who Has Been Waiting
in Baseball Heaven.

The Promised Land, Is Drawing Nearer
for All Sox Friends To Arrive
we Are Coming George!
You Will Celebrate With Us very Soon !
the Birth Of A Dynasty
the Celebration Of A Lifetime
baseball Will Never Be Da Same
as The New Kings Of Baseball
will Be Crowned.
Da 2005 World Series Champions
chicago White Sox
no Curses, No Jinxes, No More Frustration
a Title For All Time.
breathe It In, And Let Her Rip!!!
its Simply "gitten Er Done"

Hallelujah
da Reverand Rowand Crede
I think they are being a little hard on you. I for one appreciated the effort
:?:

batmanZoSo
10-11-2005, 08:54 PM
*enters thread, becomes confused, slowly backtracks into the clubhouse*

soxwon
10-12-2005, 07:34 AM
I think they are being a little hard on you. I for one appreciated the effort
:?:

yea some folks simply dont wanna have fun.

BeviBall!
10-12-2005, 07:39 AM
Independence day is a GREAT movie.

And that's all I need to know. :rolling: What's next? Will Smith winning an Oscar?

daveeym
10-12-2005, 07:54 AM
yea some folks simply dont wanna have fun. Nah Fun is "Ask Farmio." Da rev has just jumped the shark is all. :gulp:

gosox83
10-12-2005, 09:38 AM
,will Be Long Time Sox Fan
George Burns, Who Has Been Waiting
in Baseball Heaven.

The Promised Land, Is Drawing Nearer
for All Sox Friends To Arrive
we Are Coming George!
You Will Celebrate With Us very Soon !
the Birth Of A Dynasty
the Celebration Of A Lifetime
baseball Will Never Be Da Same
as The New Kings Of Baseball
will Be Crowned.
Da 2005 World Series Champions
chicago White Sox
no Curses, No Jinxes, No More Frustration
a Title For All Time.
breathe It In, And Let Her Rip!!!
its Simply "gitten Er Done"

Hallelujah
da Reverand Rowand Crede

Did George Burns really die?? Wasn't he the guy in the wheelchair who went to every single game. I know I didn't see him this year, but I thought it was because I sat in the Upper Deck for most games. If so, when did he die? You'll never meet a nicer Sox fan everyone.
:(:

soxwon
10-13-2005, 07:37 AM
George died two years ago, his ashes are scattered in the outfield.
he isone of the reasons we will win it all!!!

Wsoxmike59
10-15-2005, 07:48 AM
Every time Da Reverand posts one of his rants here, we go on a winning streak.......Good job Rev.....keep it up! :D: :hamms

jerry myers
10-15-2005, 08:08 AM
wow that took a lot. i have been praying tho, god may not watch baseball since he already knows the outcome but he cares for me.watch for angels in the ouyfield and im not talking about the california ones.

chitownhawkfan
10-15-2005, 09:39 AM
Yeah no kidding, leave this schtick with the movie "Independance Day."

You mean people actually watched that intellectual pornography?! No teal