View Full Version : OMG John Kass you are amazing!!!1!11!!!!one!

Mr. White Sox
10-09-2005, 09:53 PM
He really is...this article (http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/chi-0510090419oct09,1,4582951.column?coll=cs-home-headlines) is awesome, awesome, awesome.
The addressing of the ESPN bias was classic stuff.

10-09-2005, 10:05 PM
'"If Edgar Renteria doesn't make the play," the ESPN announcer shrieked about a Boston infielder, "then where are we?"

We? We? What's with we?

In the second game in Chicago, Red Sox infielder (and former White Sox) Tony Graffanino made the big error that kept the big inning alive.

"Oh, no!" the ESPNer said.

Oh, no? Did he have money on the game? If ESPN was going to have some Boston fan announce the game and yell "we" when he should have said "they," then ESPN should have allowed Sox broadcasters Ken "Hawk" Harrelson and Darrin Jackson to do the games."

Now that's hilarious...

And to think, ALL of us, every single White Sox fan, said and thought the SAME EXACT thing!

He really is the voice of us White Sox fans right now...Keep it up John!


10-09-2005, 10:35 PM
I guess the Trib boycott is off

10-09-2005, 10:40 PM
I like the ending:

After the game, El Duque smoked a cigar and said he wasn't that nervous.

A reporter in Boston asked him if he was smoking a Cuban cigar.

"I don't know," he said. "This says, `Congratulations, Chicago White Sox.'"

I don't think he could have answered it any better.:cool: