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cheeses_h_rice
10-05-2005, 10:51 AM
Pretty funny, hyperbolic column (http://www.gapersblock.com/airbags/archives/hate_hate_hate_the_white_sox/).

Baby Fisk
10-05-2005, 10:53 AM
FridaytheThirteenthJason is probably wearing his Sox gear for the first time in months today. "Chicago fans", BLECHH!

Clembasbal
10-05-2005, 10:59 AM
Good read, got a lot of good laughs out of it too. That guy is psycho though.

PatK
10-05-2005, 11:33 AM
lol@ the one guy's response.

He calls us strokes and scumbags, but then goes on to mention us as not having class.

Oh, the irony.

itsnotrequired
10-05-2005, 11:40 AM
Oh man, have you guys checked out the comments to that editorial?

http://www.gapersblock.com/airbags/archives/hate_hate_hate_the_white_sox/#comments

Scroll down to the 4th comment.


10.05.05, 11:34 AM (http://www.gapersblock.com/airbags/archives/hate_hate_hate_the_white_sox/#018468) Horsemaster Ralph (greenmeansgo@trafficschool.org) said:

Dan your bile and broodiness is more than understandable, you know I think I recognized you as I flew down the freeway today at unimaginable speeds to Get to my destination. That was you right, along with Dustry Bronson and Nomar Manwich and several other notable Cubwards, who I Saw scuttling along the hiways and byways collecting trash for something to eat. But lo, the white sox continue to Be High in Glory toward this week underneath for Red Sox garagejob, ok High and aplenty season to be sure, especially compared to the wet sandwich that your friendy Cubs try to feed you on the regular. There is a time and place for this team and it is knowed as a steel toolbox, have a seat buddy its gonna be a long ride Heh

A long lost relative of Horesmaster Fred?:D:

soxfan26
10-05-2005, 12:05 PM
There is no such thing as a Chicago fan. Understand? No such thing. Cubs or Sox. Pick your team. Hate the other one. That's Chicago.

:thumbsup:

I can almost hear the sound of my father's voice explaining this very concept to me in the early 1980's...

Iron Dragon
10-05-2005, 12:32 PM
That was awesome. I especially loved the ending. Go Sox!

longshot7
10-05-2005, 01:03 PM
I love it. I almost got killed at a "Cubs bar" out here during the 03 NLCS when I came completely decked out in Marlins gear except for my Sox hat. Get off our bandwagon, Cub Yuppie Scum!!

Uncle_Patrick
10-05-2005, 01:07 PM
Oh man, have you guys checked out the comments to that editorial?

http://www.gapersblock.com/airbags/archives/hate_hate_hate_the_white_sox/#comments

Scroll down to the 4th comment.


A long lost relative of Horesmaster Fred?:D:

He's making about as much sense as Horsemaster Fred.

itsnotrequired
10-05-2005, 01:15 PM
He's making about as much sense as Horsemaster Fred.

I'm thinking it has to be the same guy.

Uncle_Patrick
10-05-2005, 02:23 PM
I'm thinking it has to be the same guy.

Or someone who was really a fan of the Horsemaster's "wisdom".

Stroker Ace
10-05-2005, 03:22 PM
Ask yourself this, "Chicago fans." Do you really want the city of Chicago, already spontaneously transformed in Scranton, to then double reverse itself back into the City of Chicago for a brief moment before turning into a black hole that begins to suck all matter into itself, except for Frank Thomas who is so dense he is expelled somewhere into the Oort Cloud? Do you really want to be responsible for that? HAHAHA:rolling:

munchman33
10-05-2005, 03:28 PM
FridaytheThirteenthJason is probably wearing his Sox gear for the first time in months today. "Chicago fans", BLECHH!

While Jason made quite a name for himself here, from what I know of him personally he's always been a White Sox fan first.

He just took crazy pills sometimes.

TheArmyOfNeems
10-05-2005, 03:41 PM
ohhh trolls