ESPN page 2 headlines

[buehrle4cy05]

Wasn't sure whether to put this in what's the score or not. These are a good for a pretty good laugh.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=headlines/alcentral/050930

Some of my favorites:
"Mariners finish in last place, but lead majors in positive steroid tests!"
"Will Clayton ever cut his hair?"

[MisterB]

The Cubs ones are classic:

CUBS DISAPPOINT - In other news, earth rotates on its axis once every 24 hours, sun rises in east.

Not all is lost: Wood's arm still technically attatched to his body.

:D:

[RadioheadRocks]

Those are great!

[SOXintheBURGH]

The Balmer one is pretty funny.