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buehrle4cy05
09-30-2005, 05:53 PM
Wasn't sure whether to put this in what's the score or not. These are a good for a pretty good laugh.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=headlines/alcentral/050930

Some of my favorites:
"Mariners finish in last place, but lead majors in positive steroid tests!"
"Will Clayton ever cut his hair?"

MisterB
09-30-2005, 09:06 PM
The Cubs ones are classic:

CUBS DISAPPOINT - In other news, earth rotates on its axis once every 24 hours, sun rises in east.

Not all is lost: Wood's arm still technically attatched to his body.

:D:

RadioheadRocks
09-30-2005, 09:16 PM
Those are great!

SOXintheBURGH
09-30-2005, 09:39 PM
The Balmer one is pretty funny.