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miker
09-28-2005, 05:13 PM
OK, OK...I AM jumping the gun, but I need some comic stress relief. I am also burying this thread in "What's The Score?" so I don't set off some of the already stressed out hardcore forum members.

(Quickly slipping into my flame-retardant suit...)

JohnBasedowYoda
09-28-2005, 05:15 PM
i will cellebrate by telling (asking nicely) dllrbill7 to get me some tickets! that and i will drink. hopefully at a sox bar with soxheads

miker
09-28-2005, 05:17 PM
Oops, it's in Clubhouse...maybe a mod will have pity on me!

MsSoxVixen22
09-28-2005, 05:18 PM
Well, I surely hope it happens on a Fr, Sat or Sun. I have a few :gulp: with my friends, one of them is a Sox fan as well. I'll be really happy when they clinch. Then I'll be like, OK, playoffs...now what?? I've said it before by the time the playoffs are over, I'm gonna have gray hair.....at 22! Now if the Sox win the WS.....I will be going freaking nuts in the streets screaming at the top of my lungs

antitwins13
09-28-2005, 05:18 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnKex_r85_0J:www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.php&h=600&w=410&sz=41&tbnid=BnKex_r85_0J:&tbnh=133&tbnw=90&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhomeless%2Bdrummer%26svnum%3D10%26hl% 3Den%26lr%3D) I will celebrate by taping this tune on my desk with a pencil. Do-dido-dido-dido-dido-tat-tat-tat Who Sucks? Who Sucks? CUBS SUCK!!!

Baby Fisk
09-28-2005, 05:20 PM
OK, OK...I AM jumping the gun, but I need some comic stress relief. I am also burying this thread in "What's The Score?" so I don't set off some of the already stressed out hardcore forum members.

(Quickly slipping into my flame-retardant suit...)
In my household, it will depend on whether or not the genuine Soviet-era air raid siren arrives from Uzbekistan in time. (BTW, import duties are a bitch!)

LuvSox
09-28-2005, 05:23 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnKex_r85_0J:www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.php&h=600&w=410&sz=41&tbnid=BnKex_r85_0J:&tbnh=133&tbnw=90&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhomeless%2Bdrummer%26svnum%3D10%26hl% 3Den%26lr%3D) I will celebrate by taping this tune on my desk with a pencil. Do-dido-dido-dido-dido-tat-tat-tat Who Sucks? Who Sucks? CUBS SUCK!!!

That's a great way to celebrate a Sox victory.

spiffie
09-28-2005, 05:25 PM
:whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner:

Only they will be tears of joy.

Cat Thief
09-28-2005, 05:25 PM
Leftover fireworks.

chisox56
09-28-2005, 05:30 PM
hopefully they clinch on friday, when 3 of my cub fan friends will be down at purdue visiting me, so I can rub it in and then have some drinks with them.

MUsoxfan
09-28-2005, 05:32 PM
Where's the option for "Beat people with pipes" or "Flip cars over and set them ablaze"? We're a violent group and that's all we do.

Kogs35
09-28-2005, 05:38 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnKex_r85_0J:www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/musicians/BucketDrummer.php&h=600&w=410&sz=41&tbnid=BnKex_r85_0J:&tbnh=133&tbnw=90&hl=en&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhomeless%2Bdrummer%26svnum%3D10%26hl% 3Den%26lr%3D) I will celebrate by taping this tune on my desk with a pencil. Do-dido-dido-dido-dido-tat-tat-tat Who Sucks? Who Sucks? CUBS SUCK!!!

will kurt angle make an appearance? :D:

Wsoxmike59
09-28-2005, 05:49 PM
I sure hope it's Friday. 3 Wins and we're in. I'll be watching the games at home so that way I won't risk a DUI or something stupid like that.

There was a comic a few years back (I think it was Tim Walkoe) who used to do pretty good parody songs on his guitar, and he wrote a song for the Wsox in 1983 spoofing Prince's song 1999. It went something like...........

Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1959!!!!

cheeses_h_rice
09-28-2005, 05:53 PM
I'm going to find William Ligue Jr. and Eric Dybas and break both of their legs, hampering their ability to embarrass the Sox on the national stage.

CaptainBallz
09-28-2005, 05:58 PM
I think all Sox fans will do themselves a favor by putting down the antacid and taking some time to celebrate this HUGE accomplishment. Clinching the division (not gonna mention WC) and getting into the postseason is what this whole grueling mess is all about. Before stressing about the ALDS--tip your hats to the 2005 ALC Champion Chicago White Sox. :gulp:

Give it a day, then grab the antacid.

nordhagen
09-28-2005, 06:02 PM
I'll probably celebrate by being able to sleep easier and breathe normally again

CallMeNuts
09-28-2005, 08:50 PM
I'll exhale.

Fuller_Schettman
09-28-2005, 08:59 PM
Been planning this since March. I'll be flying to Chicago and dining on all of my Chicago favourites and some new things too.

Plan to celebrate Game 1 of the ALCS at Charlie Trotters, so if y'all could tape it for me, I'd appreciate it. :cool:

tstrike2000
09-28-2005, 09:00 PM
I'm gonna get severely hammered and pee on my neighbor's house. Ok, maybe not, just drink heavily.

Fuller_Schettman
09-28-2005, 09:04 PM
Plan to celebrate Game 1 of the ALCS at Charlie Trotters, so if y'all could tape it for me, I'd appreciate it. :cool:

Just to clarify, tape Game 1 of the ALCS, not me eating at Charlie Trotters.
:tongue:

buehrle4cy05
09-28-2005, 09:31 PM
I plan to wear take a plain, white shirt and a magic marker and give myself an "advance copy" of a White Sox 2005 AL Central Champs shirt.

4th Gen. Sox Fan
09-28-2005, 09:40 PM
Go crazy and call into work saying I cant come in the day

Viva Medias B's
09-28-2005, 09:44 PM
I'll drink at home, probably. The day of the week we clinch will depend upon how much I drink, if you catch my drift.

Argalarga
09-28-2005, 10:00 PM
Nothing.

Clinching isn't the end of the job, it's the start.

Now, if we win the whole thing...

...nope, not even gonna go there.

LaHerdiaGrande35
09-28-2005, 10:16 PM
I'll have those Sox fight songs tuned up to the max and I'll be rubbing it in to all the Flubbie fans at school

soxjim
09-28-2005, 10:23 PM
I'm going to blast the SOX fight song so all the cub fans in Rockford can hear it. Also have some left over fireworks. I'm being dared by co workers to have SOX shaved on my head.

DSpivack
09-28-2005, 10:27 PM
going with friends to orlando this weekend. no celebration. just wait until playoffs start next week.

getonbckthr
09-28-2005, 10:34 PM
i plan on wearing a tube sock under my pants so when they clinch i will drop pants in local drinking establishment very red hot chili pepperish.

Sox of White
09-28-2005, 10:39 PM
I'll do a little dance, run around the halls of the IIT dorm, and blow my bugle out the window in celebration. Then maybe salute the cell from my dorm room window.

cubhater77
09-28-2005, 10:45 PM
i will slam a bottle of cc, drink a shot or two of cuervo, then burn a cubs hat.

HotelWhiteSox
09-28-2005, 10:48 PM
Leftover fireworks.

True! I saved them just for the occasion, but I can't use all of them, if ya know what I'm saying :wink:

doublem23
09-28-2005, 10:53 PM
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0302/gallery.simpsons.characters/gallery.krusty.jpg
I'm gonna go on a bender to end all benders.

peeonwrigley
09-28-2005, 10:56 PM
If its tomorrow, I'm drinking at bars around here all night (despite an office visit/interview) Friday.

If its over the weekend, I'll be going crazy in Iowa City with some other Sox fans. A Sox clincher will take the sting out of what happens on the football field.

DC Sox Fan
09-28-2005, 10:57 PM
immediately log on here and revel in the joy of my sox brethren
:gulp:

Chips
09-28-2005, 11:03 PM
After work tomorrow, I am going to make some wine and drink it.

SouthSide_HitMen
09-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Other - I will (God willing) be in Detorit for the clincher. I will be in the South Side Hit Men's cap (circa 1977). Hope to see you at the ballpark.

SSHM

whitesoxwilkes
09-28-2005, 11:03 PM
If they clinch tomorrow, I'll crack open the first of 3 bottles of muy expensivo champagne I picked up in Sonoma at the beginning of the month and go bonkers.

I hope they don't clinch Friday...as I'll be on a plane to Cleveland until about 9:50 pm. If they do...I'm hightailing it over to the team hotel...first round for the team's on me!

mike squires
09-28-2005, 11:10 PM
I'll probably keep it low key. I'm saving my drinks for game 2 when I watch it with my Dad in Indiana. I'll probably clinch my fist say, "Yes!" and then start worrying about the playoffs instead of just making them...

gosox3072
09-28-2005, 11:13 PM
:gulp:

Daver
09-28-2005, 11:13 PM
I'm gonna shut the forums down.

Chips
09-28-2005, 11:14 PM
I'm gonna shut the forums down.

Really?

kaufsox
09-28-2005, 11:22 PM
I'm going to mail in my betting slip to Vegas that is paying me 6-1 that the Sox win the division. Looking forward to mailing the slip that says World Series... :wink:

chisoxfan4life
09-28-2005, 11:54 PM
Hopefully I'll be celebrating with the players at Comerica Park in Detroit, Michigan!!!!

JB98
09-29-2005, 12:37 AM
I will celebrate by breathing a big sigh of relief.

Then, I will put big photos of Sox players celebrating in the newspaper I work for.

:supernana: :supernana:

NardiWasHere
09-29-2005, 01:03 AM
I'm going to attempt to consume 96 beers for the 96 wins they will have.

I said attempt.

jabrch
09-29-2005, 01:09 AM
Plan to celebrate Game 1 of the ALCS at Charlie Trotters


OVERRATED

NWSox
09-29-2005, 01:12 AM
I'm going to be a relaxed baseball fan for the next four days until the playoffs start. My family deserves a little relief from my high anxiety.

miker
09-30-2005, 11:42 AM
I'm gonna shut the forums down.
Really?
All the answers here were great, but this exchange made me laugh out loud...and I don't know why.

All right, on to the playoffs! :gulp: