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soxwon
09-23-2005, 03:49 PM
He's back- everyones favorite- Da Reverand rowand crede


HEAR YEE HEAR YEE
DA REVERAND ROWAND CREDE
HAS SUMPTIN TO SAY.
TO ALL YEE NAYSAYERS AND NONBELIEVERS, AND INFIDELS

YOU ARE HEARBYE BANNISHED
FROM DA CHURCH OF DA PALE HOSE
YO ATTEMPT AT CORRUPTING
DA MINDS OF MY FINE PARRISHINERS
WITH YOR BLASPHEMY, AND BILE

WILL NO LONGER BE TOLLERATED.
NO MORE THINKIN THE WHITE SOX
WILL FAIL, OR ELIMINATED BEFORE
FINDING THEIR AWAITING TREASURE.

YOU -DA TERRORISTS OF NO FAITH
NO BELIEF IN THE POSSIBILITIES
OF WINNING.
WILL BE DISPOSED AWAY
FOR ALL OF MANKIND TO LAUGH AT.
YOU ARE OUT OF HEAH, YOU GAWN!!!

DA PROMISED LAND IS JUST AROUND DA CORNER.
IT IS CALLING THE WHITE SOX
IT IS AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF DA WHITE SOX.

TO RISE FROM THE ASHES AND CLAIM ITS PRIZE, TO BE SEATED AT THE RIGHT HAND, OF
DA BASEBALL GOD'S.
TO BRING JOY TO SOX FANS UNIVERSALY
TO BRING SORROW TO CUB FANS EVERYWHERE

THE FERRET OF DOOM AND GLOOM
THE DARK CLOUDS HAVE BEEN DE-CLAWED.
REPLACED BY A MORE POWERFUL
POSSUM OF WINNING- OF FAITH
OF BELIEVING IT CAN AND WILL WIN.

IT WILL CLAW AND SCRATCH
AND RISE AGAIN.
THE CLOUDS WILL OPEN UP
AND ALL WILL BE "THUNDERSTRUCK"
WITH AWE AND BELIEF IN WINNING.

THE HORNS AND SIRENS WILL
ABOUND.
LOUDER DEN DA HORNS
THAT JOSHUA BLASTED AT JERICHO.
WHERE THE WALLS CAME TUMBLING DOWN.

THE WALLS OF JACOBS FIELD
WILL CRUMBLE AT DA ANOINTED
FEET OF OZZIE AND HIS BISHOPS
OF BLAST
HIS 40 MEN OF FAME!!!!

RISE UP MY FELLOW DIE HARD'S
AND CAST AWAY, THROW OUT
ALL THE NON BELIEVERS
STANDING IN OUR PATH.

HALLELUJAH MY FELLOW
SOX FANS.
UNITE UNDER THE FELLOWSHIP
OF DA REVERAND ROWAND CREDE
AND THE INFINITE SPIRIT
OF DA REVERAND MAGSKENERKO.

RISE UP OUT OF YOUR SEATS
AND CHEER YOUR WARRIORS
OF WINNING- YOUR SOUTHSIDE
HERO'S.

THE ROAD TO DA PROMISED LAND IS CLEARLY MARKED.
WITH A GLOWING LIGHT, AT DA
END.
ITS NAME: DA 2005 CHICAGO WHITE
SOX- WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.

kittle42
09-23-2005, 04:06 PM
This is what the team was missing.

Brian26
09-23-2005, 04:17 PM
This is what the team was missing.

And you didn't even rip him for his use of die hard's. :cool:

kittle42
09-23-2005, 04:23 PM
And you didn't even rip him for his use of die hard's. :cool:

I didn't read it.

Wsoxmike59
09-24-2005, 06:33 AM
You gotta admire his spirit though. The man has faith in his White Sox. :D:

LongLiveFisk
09-24-2005, 10:03 AM
Too bad. I thought we were about to get some words of wisdom from Jesse Jackson.

voodoochile
09-24-2005, 10:29 AM
This is what the team was missing.

I don't know about that declawed ferret of doom and gloom being replaced with a possom of faith. I got issues with that whole playing dead to stay alive thing being used as a rallying cry...:rolleyes:

Can I have my ferret back and please leave his claws alone...:tongue:

soxwon
09-24-2005, 12:21 PM
I don't know about that declawed ferret of doom and gloom being replaced with a possom of faith. I got issues with that whole playing dead to stay alive thing being used as a rallying cry...:rolleyes:

Can I have my ferret back and please leave his claws alone...:tongue:


good one voodoo.

soxwon
09-24-2005, 11:25 PM
Since Da REv was woken up and his rant posted here,

the sox are 2-0.

Rev you Da Best.

ode to veeck
09-25-2005, 09:07 AM
Here's to DA REV taking us through the Twinks again today ...

what a penant race folks ... it is sorta like '67 with four teams narrowly apart in the hunt for the last playoff spot with literally days left in the season now

Wsoxmike59
09-25-2005, 07:40 PM
The Sox. 3 and Oh since the Reverend's rant. Coincidence? I think NOT! :D:

chisoxfanatic
09-25-2005, 07:53 PM
Where exactly did the ferrett head off to? :supernana:

Hokiesox
09-25-2005, 09:29 PM
:?::?::?:.