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Iguana775
07-27-2001, 09:38 AM
a guy i work with sent me this in a email. i think he found it on some message board and i thought it was pretty funny.

I guess Luis Gonzalez is the latest athlete/celebrity to
have his name "fashionably" shortened. Flo-Jo
started the nonsense and since then we've had A-Rod,
I-Rod, J-Lo, and now LuGo. It got me to thinking....who
might be next?

Paul O’Neill:
P-O Paulie always looks PO'd, why not?

Ichiro:
I-Su Hey- it might just keep the Japanese media at bay.

Rafael Palmeiro:
R-Pal His Ranger team mates probably already use this
one when he hits a game winning dinger in the 9th.

Cal Ripken:
C-Rip Kinda has a ring to it, doesn't it?

Andreas Galaraga:
A-Gal I really rather that YOU run this one by the Big
Cat.

Paul Konerko:
P-Kon Do they grow nuts in Chicago?

Manny Ramirez:
Man-Ram um......ok. Do I have to say anything about this one?? I guess people in boston are actually calling him this.

Can you think of any more?

ma-gaga
07-27-2001, 10:30 AM
just imagine:

Doug Mientkiewich
Do-Mie

A.J. Pierzienski
A-Pie

too funny.

Foulke You
07-27-2001, 12:11 PM
Jose Canseco:

Jo-Cans

Nardi Contreras:

Nard-Cont

beausox
07-27-2001, 01:49 PM
Announcing the Cubs version of Mark Mcgwire: Roberto Machado:

R-Mac

Bucktown
07-27-2001, 02:35 PM
Do you guys have jobs?

ma-gaga
07-27-2001, 04:02 PM
:)

no