Iguana775
07-27-2001, 09:38 AM
a guy i work with sent me this in a email. i think he found it on some message board and i thought it was pretty funny.
I guess Luis Gonzalez is the latest athlete/celebrity to
have his name "fashionably" shortened. Flo-Jo
started the nonsense and since then we've had A-Rod,
I-Rod, J-Lo, and now LuGo. It got me to thinking....who
might be next?
Paul O’Neill:
P-O Paulie always looks PO'd, why not?
Ichiro:
I-Su Hey- it might just keep the Japanese media at bay.
Rafael Palmeiro:
R-Pal His Ranger team mates probably already use this
one when he hits a game winning dinger in the 9th.
Cal Ripken:
C-Rip Kinda has a ring to it, doesn't it?
Andreas Galaraga:
A-Gal I really rather that YOU run this one by the Big
Cat.
Paul Konerko:
P-Kon Do they grow nuts in Chicago?
Manny Ramirez:
Man-Ram um......ok. Do I have to say anything about this one?? I guess people in boston are actually calling him this.
Can you think of any more?
I guess Luis Gonzalez is the latest athlete/celebrity to
have his name "fashionably" shortened. Flo-Jo
started the nonsense and since then we've had A-Rod,
I-Rod, J-Lo, and now LuGo. It got me to thinking....who
might be next?
Paul O’Neill:
P-O Paulie always looks PO'd, why not?
Ichiro:
I-Su Hey- it might just keep the Japanese media at bay.
Rafael Palmeiro:
R-Pal His Ranger team mates probably already use this
one when he hits a game winning dinger in the 9th.
Cal Ripken:
C-Rip Kinda has a ring to it, doesn't it?
Andreas Galaraga:
A-Gal I really rather that YOU run this one by the Big
Cat.
Paul Konerko:
P-Kon Do they grow nuts in Chicago?
Manny Ramirez:
Man-Ram um......ok. Do I have to say anything about this one?? I guess people in boston are actually calling him this.
Can you think of any more?