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DannyCaterFan
09-20-2005, 04:27 PM
I was at last night's game sitting behind home plate in section 132. Right after Carl went deep in the bottom of the seventh inning giving the Sox a 5-4 lead, who suddenly appeared, walking up and down the isle?? No other than Ronnie Woo Woo. He was dressed in his Cub's uniform, waving to the crowd, and putting a hex on the Sox. What gives? Everything went downhill after that.:angry:

zmz723
09-20-2005, 04:30 PM
sorry, im young and dumb; who is ronny woo woo?

spiffie
09-20-2005, 04:31 PM
His appearance was the thing that sent me over the edge last night. I started yelling some very bad things which I had to then instruct the children a few rows in front of me never to say out loud as they are very bad words.

DaleJRFan
09-20-2005, 04:31 PM
who is ronny woo woo?

Good answer.

Baby Fisk
09-20-2005, 04:36 PM
sorry, im young and dumb; who is ronny woo woo?
Nature's cruellest mistake.

KarkoFan1
09-20-2005, 04:37 PM
I saw Ronnie Woo Woo when I was waiting for some people at gate 4. I was in shock. I am not sure if it is because I never thought I would see him at the Cell. Or if it is because I was seeing a grown man in the full Flubs uniform making weird noises while walking down the street. I really hope I never see anything like that again.

KarkoFan1
09-20-2005, 04:38 PM
sorry, im young and dumb; who is ronny woo woo?

Ignorance is bliss.

Argalarga
09-20-2005, 04:38 PM
We should hire Bartman as a consultant for the rest of the year to counteract the Woo Woo vibes.

skobabe8
09-20-2005, 04:38 PM
sorry, im young and dumb; who is ronny woo woo?

I wish I were that young and/or that dumb.

Nellie_Fox
09-20-2005, 04:43 PM
They have to keep that moron out of the park.

PaleHoseGeorge
09-20-2005, 04:45 PM
They have to keep that moron out of the park.

Either that or take him downstairs and apply the Chicago phone directory to his skull -- repeatedly, and with great malice.

:cool:

jackbrohamer
09-20-2005, 04:46 PM
They have to keep that moron out of the park.

They wouldn't let Andy in with his clown suit when the new park opened, why the hell do they let WooWoo in the park with his clown suit?

Jerko
09-20-2005, 04:52 PM
:angry: :angry: How does the guy get tickets, did he take out a 4th mortgage on his refrigerator box?:angry: :angry:

Mohoney
09-20-2005, 04:53 PM
sorry, im young and dumb; who is ronny woo woo?

Ronny Woo-Woo is the guy that you see selling 6-month-old copies of "Streetwise" on the corner of Clark & Addison with Jay Mariotti and Len Kasper.

Rocky Soprano
09-20-2005, 04:53 PM
They wouldn't let Andy in with his clown suit when the new park opened, why the hell do they let WooWoo in the park with his clown suit?

Can you imagine the backlash the Sox would get from the media, if they didn't let him in.

CubsfansareDRUNK
09-20-2005, 04:57 PM
my friend butters saw him too.

chitownhawkfan
09-20-2005, 05:01 PM
How is this mental midget repeatedly allowed in the park, if I saw him at the game last night I would really have to contain myself not to kick his ass. I could care less when we had our fifteen game lead, but the way it is slipping, I might have to bite the bullet for the Sox Army and do a jig on his crack head face, I would make it a point to knock out his remaining two or three teeth!

:woo-woo:
Arrrrrgh I'm choking on my own blood woo, get off my face woo!

Dan H
09-20-2005, 05:09 PM
I know Ronnie Woo Woo is a complete fool, but he is not worth the attention or the anger. I saw him in the Hyatt lobby during SoxFest a couple years ago and just turned my back. He wants a reaction for some sick reason. I just pretended I didn't see him and will continue to do the same if he shows up at the ballpark.

antitwins13
09-20-2005, 05:09 PM
Would anybody be interested in a Ronnie Woo Woo VS. William Ligue Jr. celebrity boxing match?http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2hMEpa24AFwJ:www.timlybarger.com/RonnieWooWoo.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.timlybarger.com/RonnieWooWoo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.timlybarger.com/2005Cubs.htm&h=267&w=400&sz=24&tbnid=2hMEpa24AFwJ:&tbnh=80&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=19&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRonnie%2Bwoo%2Bwoo%26svnum%3D10%26hl% 3Den%26lr%3D)VS. http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HAElpe-DGCUJ:www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,211586,00.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,211586,00.jpg&imgrefurl=http://rantingtribefan.blogspot.com/&h=358&w=420&sz=27&tbnid=HAElpe-DGCUJ:&tbnh=103&tbnw=122&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwilliam%2Bligue%2Bjr%26svnum%3D10%26h l%3Den%26lr%3D)!!!
IT's ON!

kittle42
09-20-2005, 05:11 PM
my friend butters saw him too.

Professor Chaos?

Goose
09-20-2005, 05:15 PM
EDIT:

Didn't think of it that way, Nellie. Thanks and apologies.

mr_genius
09-20-2005, 05:18 PM
Nature's cruellest mistake.


:rolling:

Nellie_Fox
09-20-2005, 05:24 PM
All right...Not a good move. Solicitation of a felony is a felony itself. You're liable to get WSI subpoenaed for information on who you are if Woo Woo actually gets an ass whuppin' now.

CubsfansareDRUNK
09-20-2005, 05:28 PM
Professor Chaos?

i have a friend named ian, everyone calls him butters

SouthSide_HitMen
09-20-2005, 05:33 PM
:angry: :angry: How does the guy get tickets, did he take out a 4th mortgage on his refrigerator box?:angry: :angry:

Yeah - He was able to get a no interest no PMI home refinance loan on his cardboard box - they will lend to anyone these days.

I saw the clown Sept 6th in the section over a few rows up from the visitors dugout and we won with El Duque on the mound. I don't believe in any "jinx". I just don't think he should be in our park - especially after Andy The Clown who is a Sox fan was banned in his costume.

Dick Allen
09-20-2005, 05:54 PM
Can you imagine the backlash the Sox would get from the media, if they didn't let him in.Well, in this case, I would just tell the brain-dead media to bring it on.

Rocky Soprano
09-20-2005, 05:55 PM
Well, in this case, I would just tell the brain-dead media to bring it on.

Of course, all I'm saying is they would have a field day with this.

Walter Jacobson would do one of his perspectives.

mr_genius
09-20-2005, 06:02 PM
Of course, all I'm saying is they would have a field day with this.

Walter Jacobson would do one of his perspectives.

he would, and it would be objective and fair

SoxSpeed22
09-20-2005, 06:05 PM
Maybe the curse is him instead of Rube Foster!

gobears1987
09-21-2005, 08:37 AM
Of course, all I'm saying is they would have a field day with this.

Walter Jacobson would do one of his perspectives.
Then we do a 'perspective' on driving drunk to piss him off.

Hangar18
09-21-2005, 08:44 AM
You know, the last couple of times that Jack-Ass has been at the park, weve actually WON. Man ........can you imagine if we have to keep him around to start winning? For everyones info, he is good friends with Minnie Minoso and some SOX staffers. Wish he wouldnt wear that clown get-up

chisoxfan64
09-21-2005, 09:26 AM
Wish he wouldnt wear that clown get-up


I think it`s all he owns. I wonder if he ever takes it down to the river bank to wash it.:?:

mccoydp
09-21-2005, 09:27 AM
sorry, im young and dumb; who is ronny woo woo?

He is the new poster child for the proper use of contraception in the U.S.

jackbrohamer
09-21-2005, 10:19 AM
I think it`s all he owns. I wonder if he ever takes it down to the river bank to wash it.:?:

He was at SoxFest a couple years ago and the thing was absolutely filthy. I suggest standing upwind if you see him at a Sox game.