CallMeNuts
08-21-2005, 08:27 AM
From "Who's on 1st": http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhoOnFirstTEXT.html
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop
With yesterday's performance at the plate, we didn't have a chance. But the malaise wasn't only on offense. What I'd like to know: On the double play ball back to Hernandez in the 4th inning, who should have been covering second? Isn't that ususally the shortstop's play, since his momentum is naturally carrying him toward first? It sure looked like neither Uribe nor Igucci knew.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop
With yesterday's performance at the plate, we didn't have a chance. But the malaise wasn't only on offense. What I'd like to know: On the double play ball back to Hernandez in the 4th inning, who should have been covering second? Isn't that ususally the shortstop's play, since his momentum is naturally carrying him toward first? It sure looked like neither Uribe nor Igucci knew.