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ChiSoxPatF
08-16-2005, 09:40 AM
So we have a hefty, hard-throwing rookie from Idaho on the mound and we don't have a nickname for him yet? I just thought we could take suggestions for a nickname for our next generation closer.

I like Spud.

Tekijawa
08-16-2005, 09:47 AM
I think he looks like Shreck

nlentz88
08-16-2005, 10:06 AM
Ya know, Spud is actually pretty good! Not only does it reference his Idaho origin, but he's kinda lumpy too.

GoGoSoxReborn
08-16-2005, 10:35 AM
How about phat?

Fungo
08-16-2005, 10:37 AM
Bj

tacosalbarojas
08-16-2005, 10:39 AM
Meat.

34 Inch Stick
08-16-2005, 11:02 AM
Captain

EMel9281
08-16-2005, 11:04 AM
Bubba

RallyBowl
08-16-2005, 11:14 AM
Spud gets my vote.

veeter
08-16-2005, 11:31 AM
From Idaho? It's got to be Uncle Rico.

NonetheLoaiza
08-16-2005, 11:32 AM
Spud...good call.

PorkChopExpress
08-16-2005, 11:34 AM
Pugsly.

Stroker Ace
08-16-2005, 11:42 AM
Pillsbury Throwboy

BigEdWalsh
08-16-2005, 11:57 AM
Pillsbury Throwboy

That's funny, I like that one. However, it's too long for a nickname. I'm all for Spud, it makes sense. Spud Jenks, sounds good.
:)

PAPChiSox729
08-16-2005, 12:00 PM
Spud gets my vote. It's short but clever. I like it.

:thumbsup:

shes
08-16-2005, 12:06 PM
Have any of you read Sideways by Rex Pickett? First time I saw Bobby Jenks, he reminded me of the boar hunter that trys to gun down Jack and Miles. That coupled w/ Jenks' checkered past sealed the deal for me. Ever since then I've been calling Jenks The Boar, Bobby the Boar, or Bobby Boar.

SpringfldFan
08-16-2005, 12:08 PM
Hoss

akingamongstmen
08-16-2005, 12:20 PM
From Idaho? It's got to be Uncle Rico.

Uncle Rico was a football stud that could throw a football over "them mountains over there." His name is untouchable. :redneck

My vote goes to "Spud"

Garland_IS_God
08-16-2005, 12:50 PM
I like uncle Rico.

Tekijawa
08-16-2005, 01:12 PM
What about Catfish? Is that name taken?

StockdaleForVeep
08-16-2005, 01:14 PM
cigaro

Optipessimism
08-16-2005, 01:22 PM
The Dealer.

Think you can beat the Dealer?

EDIT: How about the Lesbian? No matter how hard you try, you just can't score.

Sad
08-16-2005, 01:32 PM
EDIT: How about the Lesbian? No matter how hard you try, you just can't score.
:roflmao: good thing that was in teal...

CFDJimmy
08-16-2005, 01:52 PM
Just look at that big dome of his..........let's call him "FATHEAD"

russ99
08-16-2005, 02:07 PM
Just look at that big dome of his..........let's call him "FATHEAD"

Ain't just his head.

I'd go with Fats.

Pillsbury Throwboy has my vote! :smile:

Sad
08-16-2005, 02:10 PM
Ain't just his head.

I'd go with Fats.

Pillsbury Throwboy has my vote! :smile:

it would seem he's from a long line of Lumpkin-lineage :redneck

Baby Fisk
08-16-2005, 02:13 PM
What about Catfish? Is that name taken?
Rapid Robert?

johnnyg83
08-16-2005, 02:13 PM
Pillsbury Throwboy

Isn't that what they called the fat QB at Kentucky, Lorenzen?


I vote for Fatty, Fatty, Fat, Fat.

nitetrain8601
08-16-2005, 02:43 PM
Steal Bryant Reeves(NBA) nickname and call him Big Country.

the gooch
08-16-2005, 03:20 PM
i think the big nasty needs to be called bubba.
think of the marketing with bubba burger-
his coming out music could just be one of their commercials:
"It was... a bubba."
"A BUBBA?!?!?"

Mr. White Sox
08-16-2005, 03:23 PM
Donkey Kong "DK"

JohnBasedowYoda
08-16-2005, 03:33 PM
Pillsbury Throwboy

comedy genius

sullythered
08-16-2005, 07:21 PM
How about Chunk?

mbwhitesox
08-16-2005, 10:07 PM
Pillsbury Throwboy

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/02/21/02-21-2004_jlorenzen.jpg

"Hey, that nickname's taken."

RowanDye
08-16-2005, 10:30 PM
Boss Hogg

http://jcffl.com/images/awards/bosshogg.jpg

Tekijawa
08-17-2005, 09:20 AM
The Thorax!


That guys all abdomen!

southsideirish71
08-17-2005, 09:44 AM
The Beast!!!!!

GoGoSoxReborn
08-17-2005, 09:50 AM
http://www.cincypost.com/2004/02/21/02-21-2004_jlorenzen.jpg

"Hey, that nickname's taken."


I thought his nickname was the "hefty lefty"

Law11
08-17-2005, 01:19 PM
Hoss..

TomBradley72
08-17-2005, 03:04 PM
Hoss..

Hoss it the winner.

DumpJerry
08-17-2005, 03:11 PM
Hold on guys! How about "Closer?"

Mr. N Paul Todd
08-17-2005, 03:14 PM
Bobby Jenks weighs 270 pounds.

Hoss is more than fitting.

DaleJRFan
08-17-2005, 04:19 PM
I like uncle Rico.

:roflmao:
Does Jenks wear a wig and sell "herbal suppliments" too??

slobes
08-17-2005, 05:13 PM
I like Spud the best, 2nd would be Hoss

Dick Allen
08-17-2005, 05:37 PM
Maybe some of the older members can recall a kicker on the Bears '63 championship team, named Bob Jencks. Spelled a little differently, he was a rotten kicker.

VenturaSoxFan23
08-18-2005, 11:35 AM
"Mister" Jenks.

Play on the old cartoon character Mr Jinks, the cat. Hawk would probably get it.

RichFitztightly
08-18-2005, 12:04 PM
I'd go with Gomer Pyle... especially from "Full Metal Jacket."

Fungo
08-18-2005, 12:39 PM
"Mister" Jenks.

Play on the old cartoon character Mr Jinks, the cat. Hawk would probably get it.Jinx was also the cat in Meet the Parents

How about Bigin' ?

Bisco Stu
08-19-2005, 02:27 AM
Bobby Sucks

sox7235
08-19-2005, 02:56 AM
slim

GoGoSoxReborn
08-19-2005, 10:14 AM
Tiny

ElevenUp
08-19-2005, 10:20 AM
He reminds me of the batboy in "The Natural", so I've been calling him "Bobby Savoy" and referring to his 100 MPH fastball as the "Savoy Special".

Hangar18
08-19-2005, 10:26 AM
Ive been calling him "The Cat" since day 1.
people in my section kind of think thats funny.......

Stroker Ace
08-19-2005, 12:24 PM
I thought his nickname was the "hefty lefty"That's what I've known him as.

Skippy
08-19-2005, 03:37 PM
Bobby "the Stank" Jenks.


Just because his fastball has got some STANK.

And probably his pits, too.

Fake Chet Lemon
08-19-2005, 03:38 PM
Baby Huey or Bam-Bam

Bobby Bam-Bam Jenks, sounds like it goes

I want Mags back
08-19-2005, 03:49 PM
Tater

Doesn't just refer to Idaho Potatoes, but the Homers he's given up ( or will iuf he hasnt yet)

SoxRox
08-19-2005, 04:20 PM
Whatabout "Spudsednik"?


or would that get too confusing?

forrestg
08-19-2005, 04:52 PM
start with the spaghetti western music and announce "the :supernana: gunslinger bobby the kid"...........

fisk4ever
08-23-2005, 08:35 PM
Captain

Yep. Cap'n Jenks and the Horse Marines.

arbutron
08-23-2005, 09:42 PM
Either.................. Mr. Jenks, King of the Hill, or BUBBA.....


Anything else is cheating the man..........


Bobby rules.

arbutron
08-23-2005, 09:43 PM
I'm calling him Bubba at the games.... Bobby "King of the Hill" Jenks