Bobby Jenks Nicknames?

[ChiSoxPatF]

So we have a hefty, hard-throwing rookie from Idaho on the mound and we don't have a nickname for him yet? I just thought we could take suggestions for a nickname for our next generation closer.

I like Spud.

[Tekijawa]

I think he looks like Shreck

[nlentz88]

Ya know, Spud is actually pretty good! Not only does it reference his Idaho origin, but he's kinda lumpy too.

[GoGoSoxReborn]

How about phat?

[Fungo]

Bj

[tacosalbarojas]

Meat.

[34 Inch Stick]

Captain

[EMel9281]

Bubba

[RallyBowl]

Spud gets my vote.

[veeter]

From Idaho? It's got to be Uncle Rico.

[NonetheLoaiza]

Spud...good call.

[PorkChopExpress]

Pugsly.

[Stroker Ace]

Pillsbury Throwboy

[BigEdWalsh]

Pillsbury Throwboy

That's funny, I like that one. However, it's too long for a nickname. I'm all for Spud, it makes sense. Spud Jenks, sounds good.
:)

[PAPChiSox729]

Spud gets my vote. It's short but clever. I like it.

:thumbsup:

[shes]

Have any of you read Sideways by Rex Pickett? First time I saw Bobby Jenks, he reminded me of the boar hunter that trys to gun down Jack and Miles. That coupled w/ Jenks' checkered past sealed the deal for me. Ever since then I've been calling Jenks The Boar, Bobby the Boar, or Bobby Boar.

[SpringfldFan]

Hoss

[akingamongstmen]

From Idaho? It's got to be Uncle Rico.

Uncle Rico was a football stud that could throw a football over "them mountains over there." His name is untouchable. :redneck

My vote goes to "Spud"

[Garland_IS_God]

I like uncle Rico.

[Tekijawa]

What about Catfish? Is that name taken?

[StockdaleForVeep]

cigaro

[Optipessimism]

The Dealer.

Think you can beat the Dealer?

EDIT: How about the Lesbian? No matter how hard you try, you just can't score.

[Sad]

EDIT: How about the Lesbian? No matter how hard you try, you just can't score.
:roflmao: good thing that was in teal...

[CFDJimmy]

Just look at that big dome of his..........let's call him "FATHEAD"

[russ99]

Just look at that big dome of his..........let's call him "FATHEAD"

Ain't just his head.

I'd go with Fats.

Pillsbury Throwboy has my vote! :smile:

[Sad]

Ain't just his head.

I'd go with Fats.

Pillsbury Throwboy has my vote! :smile:

it would seem he's from a long line of Lumpkin-lineage :redneck

[Baby Fisk]

What about Catfish? Is that name taken?
Rapid Robert?

[johnnyg83]

Pillsbury Throwboy

Isn't that what they called the fat QB at Kentucky, Lorenzen?


I vote for Fatty, Fatty, Fat, Fat.

[nitetrain8601]

Steal Bryant Reeves(NBA) nickname and call him Big Country.

[the gooch]

i think the big nasty needs to be called bubba.
think of the marketing with bubba burger-
his coming out music could just be one of their commercials:
"It was... a bubba."
"A BUBBA?!?!?"

[Mr. White Sox]

Donkey Kong "DK"

[JohnBasedowYoda]

Pillsbury Throwboy

comedy genius

[sullythered]

How about Chunk?

[mbwhitesox]

Pillsbury Throwboy

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/02/21/02-21-2004_jlorenzen.jpg

"Hey, that nickname's taken."

[RowanDye]

Boss Hogg

http://jcffl.com/images/awards/bosshogg.jpg

[Tekijawa]

The Thorax!


That guys all abdomen!

[southsideirish71]

The Beast!!!!!

[GoGoSoxReborn]

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/02/21/02-21-2004_jlorenzen.jpg

"Hey, that nickname's taken."


I thought his nickname was the "hefty lefty"

[Law11]

Hoss..

[TomBradley72]

Hoss..

Hoss it the winner.

[DumpJerry]

Hold on guys! How about "Closer?"

[Mr. N Paul Todd]

Bobby Jenks weighs 270 pounds.

Hoss is more than fitting.

[DaleJRFan]

I like uncle Rico.

:roflmao:
Does Jenks wear a wig and sell "herbal suppliments" too??

[slobes]

I like Spud the best, 2nd would be Hoss

[Dick Allen]

Maybe some of the older members can recall a kicker on the Bears '63 championship team, named Bob Jencks. Spelled a little differently, he was a rotten kicker.

[VenturaSoxFan23]

"Mister" Jenks.

Play on the old cartoon character Mr Jinks, the cat. Hawk would probably get it.

[RichFitztightly]

I'd go with Gomer Pyle... especially from "Full Metal Jacket."

[Fungo]

"Mister" Jenks.

Play on the old cartoon character Mr Jinks, the cat. Hawk would probably get it.Jinx was also the cat in Meet the Parents

How about Bigin' ?

[Bisco Stu]

Bobby Sucks

[sox7235]

slim

[GoGoSoxReborn]

Tiny

[ElevenUp]

He reminds me of the batboy in "The Natural", so I've been calling him "Bobby Savoy" and referring to his 100 MPH fastball as the "Savoy Special".

[Hangar18]

Ive been calling him "The Cat" since day 1.
people in my section kind of think thats funny.......

[Stroker Ace]

I thought his nickname was the "hefty lefty"That's what I've known him as.

[Skippy]

Bobby "the Stank" Jenks.


Just because his fastball has got some STANK.

And probably his pits, too.

[Fake Chet Lemon]

Baby Huey or Bam-Bam

Bobby Bam-Bam Jenks, sounds like it goes

[I want Mags back]

Tater

Doesn't just refer to Idaho Potatoes, but the Homers he's given up ( or will iuf he hasnt yet)

[SoxRox]

Whatabout "Spudsednik"?


or would that get too confusing?

[forrestg]

start with the spaghetti western music and announce "the :supernana: gunslinger bobby the kid"...........

[fisk4ever]

Captain

Yep. Cap'n Jenks and the Horse Marines.

[arbutron]

Either.................. Mr. Jenks, King of the Hill, or BUBBA.....


Anything else is cheating the man..........


Bobby rules.

[arbutron]

I'm calling him Bubba at the games.... Bobby "King of the Hill" Jenks