Tomorrow's Cubune headline

[cheeses_h_rice]

GOOD LORD WE SUCK.


:gulp::supernana:

[SOXPHILE]

WHY SOX (RED) WILL SWEEP THIS WEEKEND
CUBS DON'T QUITE WIN

SANTO TRIES TO END IT ALL BY JUMPING OUT OF BOOTH
TOUPE GETS CAUGHT IN WINDOW FRAME, HORRIBLE TRAGEDY FOR CHICAGO, AND NATION AVOIDED.

[buehrle4cy05]

Maddux dominates, Wagner on the way for bullpen help
3 reasons why Boston will sweep Chicago (A.L.)
1) Matt Clement
2) Mark Bellhorn (even when hurt, he's better than that Japanese guy playing second for Chicago (A.L.))
3) Bill Mueller

[cleanwsox]

Hairston Saves the Day!, until umpire blows call in 8th.


Red Sox visit creates excitement as Clement comes home.