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irish rover
11-21-2001, 02:34 PM
compare

God?

http://www.jerkoftheweek.com/baseball/jerktemplate.cfm?LastName=Sosa&FirstName=Sammy&Agree=none

jerk?

http://www.jerkoftheweek.com/baseball/jerktemplate.cfm?LastName=Thomas&FirstName=Frank&Agree=none

oldcomiskey
11-22-2001, 12:58 PM
dont even start it----Frank while he aint the quickest bulb on the light bright is still not half the loser Soso is

LongDistanceFan
11-22-2001, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by oldcomiskey
dont even start it----Frank while he aint the quickest bulb on the light bright is still not half the loser Soso is i agree, i met sosa and he was the biggest jerk i ever knew.

PaleHoseGeorge
11-22-2001, 09:43 PM
Samme Soso by a landslide. You didn't honestly expect anything different? Let's get real.

DVG
11-23-2001, 01:05 AM
:moron





How dare you unmentionables criticize the finest individual that God has seen fit to put on earth to walk amongst us mere mortals!!!!! Do you have any idea what you are saying???? No, you're all too busy worshipping the Antichrist Frank Thomas, Mr. Evil Personified!!!! I am appalled!!!!!!! I call for all you scum sox fans to be hanged in the public square next to your heroes, Antichrist Thomas and the unholy blasphemer Valentin!!!!!!

You just don't recognize holy purity and utter and complete
selflessness when you see it, do you? Sammy is the greatest
man to walk the earth since a humble carpenter called twelve
to be fishers of men!!!! Sammy is goodness. He is light. He is
wonder. He is justice, grace, love and forgiveness tempered
with mercy. He is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He is....
Sammy.

LongDistanceFan
11-23-2001, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by DVG
Jay Screamalotti here again!!!!! How dare you unmentionables
criticize the finest individual that God has seen fit to put on
earth to walk amongst us mere mortals!!!!! Do you have any
idea what you are saying???? No, you're all too busy worship-
ping the Antichrist Frank Thomas, Mr. Evil Personified!!!! I am
appalled!!!!!!! I call for all you scum sox fans to be hanged in
the public square next to your heroes, Antichrist Thomas and
the unholy blasphemer Valentin!!!!!!

You just don't recognize holy purity and utter and complete
selflessness when you see it, do you? Sammy is the greatest
man to walk the earth since a humble carpenter called twelve
to be fishers of men!!!! Sammy is goodness. He is light. He is
wonder. He is justice, grace, love and forgiveness tempered
with mercy. He is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He is....
Sammy. wow too deep for me but welcome aboard..... :)

DVG
11-23-2001, 01:11 AM
Whoa, guys. Sorry about that post. You see, Jay Screamalotti
was reading the board under my name, saw the Sammy posts, and went berserk. He wrote that before I could stop him. I did
what I always do in that situation. I pulled out my supply of
Prozac, which I keep in an easy to open Rum bottle. I opened
it and popped a dozen pills down his throat. He feels much
better. now.

If that hadn't worked, I would've clunked him in the head with
the Rum bottle. That wasn't neccessary, thank goodness.

LongDistanceFan
11-23-2001, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by DVG
Whoa, guys. Sorry about that post. You see, Jay Screamalotti
was reading the board under my name, saw the Sammy posts, and went berserk. He wrote that before I could stop him. I did
what I always do in that situation. I pulled out my supply of
Prozac, which I keep in an easy to open Rum bottle. I opened
it and popped a dozen pills down his throat. He feels much
better. now.

If that hadn't worked, I would've clunked him in the head with
the Rum bottle. That wasn't neccessary, thank goodness. lol

LongDistanceFan
11-23-2001, 01:21 AM
hey dvg, what does that stand for and are you going to get a sig?

oldcomiskey
11-23-2001, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by DVG

Sammy is goodness. He is light. He is
wonder. He is justice, grace, love and forgiveness tempered
with mercy. He is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He is....
Sammy.

First of all Sammy is not grace and justice--they have world series rings

Spiff
11-23-2001, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by oldcomiskey


First of all Sammy is not grace and justice--they have world series rings

haha that's a good one

ExSoxFan
11-24-2001, 07:05 AM
Can I vote for both? Sammy and Frank both play for individual statistics, and put the team second...a DISTANT second. The only real difference between them is that Sammy is MUCH better at manipulating the media, and that has given him a reputation as a fun-loving goodwill ambassador with that "baseball been berry berry good to me" routine. Frank, on the other hand, gets REALLY surly when things aren't going his way ( even if the team's winning ) and that only reinforces HIS image as a selfish whining stat-watcher.

I'd take Thome over Thomas and Suzuki over Sosa ANY DAY!