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Whitesox029
07-13-2005, 05:15 PM
http://www.motownsports.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=27724
I was browsing the Tigers fan board and found this beauty [s******, no pun intended] of a thread. The picks aren't bad, but Vernon Wells should definitely have been on the team.
http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050310/wells_51506.jpg
Hey Vernon--Hawk Harrelson called; he wants his nose back.

SoxSpeed22
07-13-2005, 05:18 PM
That's funny.
:fick"I'm noticed by fans for somethin' other than being a d**k. Now I'm an ugly d**k."

buehrle4cy05
07-13-2005, 05:56 PM
What a stupid idea for a thread. I guess being 4 games under .500 will do that to fans.

jake27
07-13-2005, 06:33 PM
borchard has a mug like no other, but he wouldnt qualify for the mlb all ugly team would he?

FRANK FORT
07-14-2005, 08:11 AM
Expand The List To Past Players And Put Karkovice On There. Christ, What A Mug!

MisterB
07-14-2005, 10:29 AM
Expand The List To Past Players And Put Karkovice On There. Christ, What A Mug!

Add to that list:

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/47/61/image_361477.jpg
Otis Nixon - The man has always looked about 80.

http://www.nwmissouri.edu/sports/images/baseball/gaetti.jpg http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/images/history/top100/pr_williemcgee.jpg
Gary Gaetti & Willie McGee - Always thought they both looked rather rodent-like.

PatK
07-14-2005, 11:00 AM
No "All" MLB team is complete without a Scrub

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_430900.jpg

fquaye149
07-14-2005, 11:00 AM
What a stupid idea for a thread. I guess being 4 games under .500 will do that to fans.

I thought it was pretty amusing. Better than some of the **** on this board during offdays...:redneck

Palehose13
07-14-2005, 12:13 PM
They are forgetting one of their own:

http://www.detnews.com/pix/2005/06/17/sports/tigerspadres0616/9.jpg

Wasn't he in Goonies? "Rocky rooooaaad" :cool:

soltrain21
07-14-2005, 03:09 PM
I think the White Sox are the best looking team in the league, and I mean that in the most heterosexual way possible.

Steakpita
07-14-2005, 03:24 PM
:redneck

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/7420.jpg I'd say something about a former canine fast food mascot but i don't want to go there...

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/6637.jpg Cuddyer. Hits almost as good as he looks.

Steakpita
07-14-2005, 03:28 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/6342.jpg Eric Gagne.

A_ROW33
07-14-2005, 03:30 PM
http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_123118.jpg Julian Tavarez, or Freddy Krueger?

Jerko
07-14-2005, 03:34 PM
http://media.scout.com/Media/HS_Basketball/375005_thome1.JPG or http://www.hankthedwarf.com/images/photos/garytheretard.jpg

34 Inch Stick
07-15-2005, 10:39 AM
That guy Cantu from the Devil Rays has a face that would break mirrors. Luckily, he pulls down his helmet very low onto his head. He is a man who realizes that you have to accentuate the positives.

SOXintheBURGH
07-15-2005, 07:08 PM
This is foul.

MIgrenade
07-16-2005, 06:18 PM
I know this thread is basically dead but when I saw this guy today I almost yaked:
Mikey Morandini...or however that's spelled.

Mr. White Sox
07-16-2005, 06:27 PM
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/04/07/images/fronts/cantu300.jpg
"Must.Hide.Face.So.Foul.Looking."


:hawk
"He's a good offensive player. I'll repeat. A good offensive player."

soxwon
07-16-2005, 06:47 PM
Wheres kerry wood- Lord is he UGLY!!!

and shamee sosa too.

TornLabrum
07-16-2005, 09:52 PM
http://www.vintagecardtraders.com/virtual/55topps/55topps-085.jpg

"What about me?"

chisoxfan64
07-16-2005, 09:54 PM
http://www.vintagecardtraders.com/virtual/55topps/55topps-085.jpg

"What about me?"

Oh my god, when I first looked I thought it was a picture of a car with it`s doors open.

FedEx227
07-16-2005, 10:15 PM
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN that is an ugly man.

my vote for ugliest of all-time still goes to Willie McGee though.

TornLabrum
07-16-2005, 10:24 PM
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN that is an ugly man.

my vote for ugliest of all-time still goes to Willie McGee though.

If you think he's ugly in that picture, try this link:

http://www.seanet.com/~brucemo/card_articles/best/images/mossi.jpg.

I tried to post that originally, but I think the mods might get mad at the amount of bandwidth devoted to such ugliness.

Mr. White Sox
07-16-2005, 10:28 PM
AHHHHH!
:cower:

Mohoney
07-16-2005, 10:29 PM
Travis Hafner looks like Shrek.

FedEx227
07-16-2005, 10:38 PM
If you think he's ugly in that picture, try this link:

http://www.seanet.com/~brucemo/card...mages/mossi.jpg (http://www.seanet.com/%7Ebrucemo/card_articles/best/images/mossi.jpg).

I tried to post that originally, but I think the mods might get mad at the amount of bandwidth devoted to such ugliness.

for gods sake close the topic!

...what was his mother thinking when she pointed him out in the hospital!