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ThatGuyOnTheL
07-01-2005, 08:19 PM
If, like me, you cringe at the self-absorbed nature of most Carmine fans, you'll love this article from the Boston Globe:

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2005/07/01/birth_of_a_new_nation/?page=5

This just in: happiness can cause people to engage in, ahem, certain activities. Thanks, Globe, for this hard-hitting journalistic expose!

chitownhawkfan
07-01-2005, 08:30 PM
Every time I have to hear about the "SAWX" I feel like sticking my finger in my throat and emptying my stomach. These muppets are so self absorbed, "Birth of a New Nation" blah blah blah blah, the more and more I have to hear about these clowns the closer they come to leaping the Cubs fans on my lists of things that I hate. I just want to shake them collectively and tell them "NO ONE CARES, SO YOU MADE UP SOME STUPID CURSE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH WE PLAY IN A TRENDY OLDSCHOOL BALLPARK AND OUR FANS WEAR PINK HATS, AND EVERY DOUCHEBAG HOLLYWOOD PERSONALITY LOVES US ETC."

:chunks
If i have to hear from these people anymore I swear I will.
:andy
Man do these people suck

cubhater
07-01-2005, 08:34 PM
God I hope that Cooney kid doesn't suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome.

cubhater
07-01-2005, 08:41 PM
[QUOTE=chitownhawkfan]Every time I have to hear about the "SAWX" I feel like sticking my finger in my throat and emptying my stomach. These muppets are so self absorbed, "Birth of a New Nation" blah blah blah blah, the more and more I have to hear about these clowns the closer they come to leaping the Cubs fans on my lists of things that I hate. I just want to shake them collectively and tell them "NO ONE CARES, SO YOU MADE UP SOME STUPID CURSE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH WE PLAY IN A TRENDY OLDSCHOOL BALLPARK AND OUR FANS WEAR PINK HATS, AND EVERY DOUCHEBAG HOLLYWOOD PERSONALITY LOVES US ETC."

Ditto. I had respect for Red Sox fans until last year's lovefest between them and Cub fans at the Cell and this year's series at the Shrine. Fenway, if you read my reply, no offense as I'm sure you're a legit fan, but damn!

I hope we never get this kind of coverage after we win the series this year. Fair media coverage, fine. Keep the rest of this crap under the radar or off it.

ThatGuyOnTheL
07-01-2005, 08:47 PM
after we win the series this year.[/color]

Yes, although it would be nice if our WS victory resulted in the kinds of behaviors referenced in the article (eh, maybe not pregnancy, though). :D:

Fenway
07-01-2005, 08:50 PM
good lord does that mean more of these charming tykes?

http://members.optusnet.com.au/twanny/SoxKidMiddleFinger.jpg

cubhater
07-01-2005, 09:26 PM
good lord does that mean more of these charming tykes?

http://members.optusnet.com.au/twanny/SoxKidMiddleFinger.jpg

Now all this kid has to do is throw a beer at Sheffield.:cool:

SOXintheBURGH
07-01-2005, 09:51 PM
At Isis Maternity, some of the dozen parents-to-be in an educational class said the Red Sox games were too long and too late to think about lovemaking. But Kevin Cooney of Newton interrupted them. He said the late nights were nothing compared to the suffering he has endured as a lifelong Red Sox fan. ''We had a bottle of champagne from the year before unpopped, and another from '86 unpopped, so we popped 'em and things happened," said Cooney, as his wife, Jennifer, eight months pregnant, blushed redder than Curt Schilling's sock



:rolleyes:

doublem23
07-02-2005, 01:29 AM
I hate the ****ing Red Sox.

SOXintheBURGH
07-02-2005, 01:34 AM
I hate the ****ing Red Sox.

Yeah? Me too!

SSN721
07-02-2005, 09:44 AM
I hate the ****ing Red Sox.

Ditto

Whitesox029
07-02-2005, 11:31 PM
Ditto
Wow! There are four of us! We should start a club!

RKMeibalane
07-02-2005, 11:43 PM
good lord does that mean more of these charming tykes?

http://members.optusnet.com.au/twanny/SoxKidMiddleFinger.jpg

:rolling:

chitownhawkfan
07-03-2005, 01:17 AM
good lord does that mean more of these charming tykes?

http://members.optusnet.com.au/twanny/SoxKidMiddleFinger.jpg

I dont think that this is a Red Sox fan I think he is really a fan of a Dutch soccer team called Feyenoord I have seen this picture before here it is. But maybe I just have it backwards.

http://i13.thefacebook.com/gpic/149/n604.70.jpg

Mr. White Sox
07-03-2005, 02:02 AM
As to the comment about the pink hats...unfortunately those are catching on at the Cell. :mad:


I had a neutrality towards Red Flub fans simply due to me not knowing any...then I met one...and he had a pretty good knowledge of the game.
AIM Transcript:

Red Flub Fan: There is no way the White Sox will make the playoffs. Buehrle will falter, Garland will falter, the pitching won't hold up as a whole, and they will play .400 baseball at best after the break.
Me: You know, for the Sox to not make the playoffs, they have to have a collapse like the '69 flubs, right? It's not going to happen. Even with .500 ball, the Sox make it.
Red Flub Fan: Whatever. You just watch.
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Respect http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:wZ2ZE-xvQ9YJ:http://www.kobelcowelding.nl/images/arrow%2520down.jpg

Hendu
07-03-2005, 02:44 AM
After last season, the red flubs passed the wankees on my most-hated teams list. The wankees are what they are; at least they have no stupid curses, bloody socks, movies about them with Drew Barrymore, etc. Oh, and at least they have the courtesy to look like professionals (Manny, Damon and Arroyo with his failed corn row experiment). Plus every time I see highlights from a wankees game I don't have to listen to the non-New England native announcer say "Kevin Millaaah hit it out of the paaahk" or whatever.

DumpJerry
07-03-2005, 10:05 AM
Well, at least we won't have to worry about Flub fans doing the same thing for several reasons:

1. They won't win a World Series before the next Millenium.
2. They pass out drunk before they can do the requisite activity for getting pregnant.
3. It takes a male and a female.
4. They won't win a World Series before the next Millenium.
5. They won't win a World Series before the next Millenium.

Did I mention they won't win a World Series for at least 995 years?:smile:

chisoxmike
07-03-2005, 11:36 AM
good lord does that mean more of these charming tykes?

http://members.optusnet.com.au/twanny/SoxKidMiddleFinger.jpg

HA! :rolling: :rolling:

Fenway, that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Thank you.:)

Mohoney
07-04-2005, 12:51 PM
good lord does that mean more of these charming tykes?

http://members.optusnet.com.au/twanny/SoxKidMiddleFinger.jpg

Is that Haley Joel Osment?