View Full Version : A bunch of deer is the reason Barmes won't win ROY

06-09-2005, 09:43 PM
Word to all MLB players: Carry your deer meat up the stairs AFTER the season is over.

06-09-2005, 10:02 PM

"I cannot say it strongly enough -- he did not get hurt riding an ATV," Helton said.
"He sure as hell wasn't popping wheelies and making sweet jumps. And anyone who tells you he fell into a ravine, with the ATV landing on top of him, one spinning wheel mere inches from his head is a damned dirty liar."

06-09-2005, 11:19 PM
He actually got hurt while he was washing the ATV because the loud crickets kept him up too late. Later, he furthered the injury by kicking a fan and then catching his finger in between to recliners after he sneezed.

06-10-2005, 07:52 AM
Carrying deer meat? Is that as smart as say, riding a dirt bike when you are on the verge of staying in the majors?

06-10-2005, 08:10 AM
Somehow I found the riding ATV's at FIVE MILES PER HOUR, a little hard to believe.