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StockdaleForVeep
06-09-2005, 12:36 AM
Why are we so blessed my friends?

Now who would win in a foot race....Scott Podsednik....or Ditka?


:iron vs. :pods:

CubsfansareDRUNK
06-09-2005, 12:38 AM
Podsednik. Podsednik is god :D:

PicktoCLick72
06-09-2005, 12:38 AM
Tie... but they would both break the world record.

Sox of White
06-09-2005, 12:40 AM
Tie... but they would both break the world record.

I could not have put it better. But, I think Ditka would find a way...

gosox83
06-09-2005, 12:41 AM
:tealpolice: Tie... but they would both break the world record.

sorry, everthing means everything

GO SOX

batmanZoSo
06-09-2005, 12:44 AM
A clash of titans of this magnitude would be like matter vs. anti-matter and all nations must ban together to ensure a collosal matchup like this doesn't occur.

But my heart says Hurricane Ditka...

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2004/07/13/inside1-ditka.jpg

ChiWhiteSox1337
06-09-2005, 12:45 AM
Pre or post heart attack Ditka? I'd go with Podsednik either way though..

StockdaleForVeep
06-09-2005, 12:47 AM
A clash of titans of this magnitude would be like matter vs. anti-matter and all nations must ban together to ensure a collosal matchup like this doesn't occur.

But my heart says Hurricane Ditka...

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2004/07/13/inside1-ditka.jpg

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I think the shockwave from the soundbarrier being broken and nearing lightspeed could destroy the earth and could tear the fabric of the space time continum

TheOldRoman
06-09-2005, 12:48 AM
A clash of titans of this magnitude would be like matter vs. anti-matter and all nations must ban together to ensure a collosal matchup like this doesn't occur.

But my heart says Hurricane Ditka...

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2004/07/13/inside1-ditka.jpg
ROFLMAO:roflmao: :rolling:

StockdaleForVeep
06-09-2005, 12:56 AM
We should sign ditka to a developmental contract

He would have a batting avg of .789, only getting out when he got tired and wanted to sit down, hit 200 homers in the first week and have 88 stolen bases in a 4 game series

He would play all positions, and pitch to himself

Teams would forfeit and not show up to games because of the fear of the venemous sting of his fastball

Nellie_Fox
06-09-2005, 01:35 AM
Would that be the regular Ditka or the mini-Ditka?

StockdaleForVeep
06-09-2005, 01:47 AM
Would that be the regular Ditka or the mini-Ditka?

To be fair to scotty with wind ration differentials, i'll say regular ditka

Mini ditka would win the race as the bullet left the pistole

skottyj242
06-09-2005, 11:33 AM
The only way Pods has a chance is if Ditka had to carry Paulie and Big Frank on his back but Da Coach would find a way.

Jurr
06-09-2005, 11:36 AM
:tealpolice:

sorry, everthing means everything

GO SOX

What did he do wrong??????

itsnotrequired
06-09-2005, 11:53 AM
A clash of titans of this magnitude would be like matter vs. anti-matter and all nations must ban together to ensure a collosal matchup like this doesn't occur.

Horsemaster Fred, is that you?:D:

VivaOzzie
06-09-2005, 12:02 PM
In the 100m dash...

ScottyPo - 10.3 seconds
Ditka - 'Tree' seconds

StockdaleForVeep
06-09-2005, 07:58 PM
Good answers, there are no easy questions in life my friends

Unregistered
06-09-2005, 08:01 PM
Good answers, there are no easy questions in life my friends
Too bad we'll never know the answer.

Ditka and Podsednik could never be in a race cause if they were ever within 10 feet of each other the sheer speed alone would cause the Earth to shift it's rotation, killing us all in the process.

StockdaleForVeep
06-09-2005, 08:07 PM
Too bad we'll never know the answer.

Ditka and Podsednik could never be in a race cause if they were ever within 10 feet of each other the sheer speed alone would cause the Earth to shift it's rotation, killing us all in the process.

I was gonna say put em in space and have them space race but they may end up creating a vortex stronger than a blackhole

Plus if they raced on earth, time may reverse like what superman did

Unregistered
06-09-2005, 08:10 PM
I was gonna say put em in space and have them space race but they may end up creating a vortex stronger than a blackhole

Plus if they raced on earth, time may reverse like what superman did

I'm glad you took the time since you started this thread to think it through. :D:

ChicagoHoosier
06-09-2005, 09:59 PM
The only way Pods has a chance is if Ditka had to carry Paulie and Big Frank on his back but Da Coach would find a way.

Ditka with PK and Hurt on his back vs. Pods in 100 meters...

DITKA by 20 meters.

StockdaleForVeep
06-09-2005, 10:10 PM
HAHAHA am i the only one who is picturing the "chicawgo" accent with every reply here?

"Meers is good"

CubsSuckMySox
06-09-2005, 10:47 PM
Ditka is like a tank...once he got the momentum, he'd be unstopable

chisoxfanatic
06-10-2005, 12:50 AM
C'mon, now...Where's the love for Scotty Pods????

Pods would win by a landslide, while Ditka would run the wrong way from the start line, because he saw a huge polish sausage stand of which he would devour entirely...

FredManrique
06-10-2005, 01:52 AM
Would that be the regular Ditka or the mini-Ditka?

No, Ditka would be full sise.

It would be an epic race, my friend, with Ditka and Pods racing against the rotation of the Earth, running so fast, as to actually reverse time. They'd run back through the ages, correcting mankind's mistakes: signing Roger Clemens instead of Navarro; warning Robin not to slide in spring training, keeping Melido Perez, Harold Baines and Bobby Bonilla; plus a bunch of history stuff. They would return to the present to find the world in a state of harmony, with the planets aligned, and the Sox, Bulls and Bears all undefeated throughout their respective histories. The world would be at peace, and we would all win, my friends.

dcb33
06-10-2005, 02:34 AM
Scotty Pods all the way!

Ditka would take an unexpected detour during the race to go make a jackass out of himself by singing the 7th Inning Stretch at Wrigley Stadium with Will Farrell.

MsSoxVixen22
06-10-2005, 05:23 PM
Scott Podsednik all the way or the Mayor as Hawk calls him