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chidonez
06-05-2005, 01:12 AM
Not sure if this is appropriate here, but I thought I'd post it anyway. The infamous Batgirl has a Haiku contest going on. As you can imagine, much of it is inspired by our very own, and very inspirational, Sox. It's at http://www.bat-girl.com/archives/000913.php. Some of it is pretty clever. See if you can guess which one is mine. (My intention is not to start a flood of thread jacking over there.)

chidonez
06-05-2005, 01:15 AM
Ha hah. I already got deleted, and they removed the submission form.

Smart, Small, Ozzie Ball
we understand why Twins moan
but we don't feel bad

Johan is an ace
but our 5 is 9 and 2
shoot for the wildcard

elrod
06-05-2005, 01:25 AM
Rincon loves steroids
They make him pitch much better
Suspended cheater.

elrod
06-05-2005, 01:27 AM
The Twins can hit well
Except with bases loaded
Please pass the steroids.

SAVVY18
06-05-2005, 01:43 AM
Named after snack cakes.
A Cute name like the cubbies.
Prepare to get beat.

The Racehorse
06-05-2005, 07:25 AM
Batgirl must be listening to Jim Rome...

http://espn-att.starwave.com/eoe/content/head_mu.jpg
"rack her..."

voodoochile
06-05-2005, 08:59 AM
WSI
Sox fans caught in the moment
Batgirl is crying

Freeze timeless moments
Sweet ice cream season half-split
Dance Banana Dance

One quarter season
And the Sox are in first yet
Wins never ugly

Jjav829
06-05-2005, 11:06 AM
Four and a half up
Ken will make a trade or two
Twins saying "Uh oh"

voodoochile
06-05-2005, 11:34 AM
Four and a half up
Kenny will make a trade or two
Twins saying "Uh oh"

You have got an 8
Where you should have a 7
Haiku all ****ed up

:tongue:

SoxSpeed22
06-05-2005, 11:40 AM
August at the Cell
Hunter charges at the mound
Give him a black eye

Win and grind it out
Best start in our history
Keep it up Ozzie

Jjav829
06-05-2005, 11:45 AM
You have got an 8
Where you should have a 7
Haiku all ****ed up

:tongue:

:whiner:

Better? :tongue:

Baby Fisk
06-05-2005, 11:52 AM
Who is this Batgirl?
Another dork from Dorkville:
Minneapolis.

CubsfansareDRUNK
06-05-2005, 11:58 AM
im really sick of reading those haikus. They keep calling us the "Bitch Sox"..thats extremley annyoing

voodoochile
06-05-2005, 12:28 PM
im really sick of reading those haikus. They keep calling us the "Bitch Sox"..thats extremley annyoing

so stop... I haven't read a single one of them...:rolleyes:

Oh, and never play poker...:wink:

voodoochile
06-05-2005, 12:30 PM
:whiner:

Better? :tongue:

Kenny is now Ken
The Haiku is much better
Hats off to J-jav

skottyj242
06-06-2005, 10:21 AM
Swastika on roof
Ditka called it roller rink
Man does that place suck

The Racehorse
06-06-2005, 11:18 AM
Difference between
Batgirl and a big sack of
manure? The sack.

SOXSINCE'70
06-06-2005, 11:42 AM
They keep calling us the "Bitch Sox"..thats extremley annyoing


Who's bitching now that the "Bitch Sox" still have a 3 1/2
game lead?? Hint; it isn't the WHITE SOX.:bandance: :bandance:

Chisox353014
06-06-2005, 04:34 PM
Now introducing...
Shannon, Torii and Tiffee:
"The Sissy Names Club"