Viva Medias B's
06-02-2005, 07:29 AM
To all personnel of the San Diego Padres:
Please beat the Evil Empire this weekend. The Evil Empire's current six-game winning streak is only going to spark mediot Cubgasms and the intellectually-challenged segment of their fandom acting like their team should right now be declared the World Series champions. With the kinks in our own team as of late, the last thing we need is for the Evil Empire to get hot and re-steal whatever media attention we have been able to garner our way. We don't need salt on an open wound. It is already causing me and, probably, a majority of us White Sox fans intestinal discomfort.
Sincerely,
White Sox fans everywhere
P.S. - Please go easy on us next weekend when we come to town.
Please beat the Evil Empire this weekend. The Evil Empire's current six-game winning streak is only going to spark mediot Cubgasms and the intellectually-challenged segment of their fandom acting like their team should right now be declared the World Series champions. With the kinks in our own team as of late, the last thing we need is for the Evil Empire to get hot and re-steal whatever media attention we have been able to garner our way. We don't need salt on an open wound. It is already causing me and, probably, a majority of us White Sox fans intestinal discomfort.
Sincerely,
White Sox fans everywhere
P.S. - Please go easy on us next weekend when we come to town.