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SoxWillWin
05-26-2005, 08:50 AM
Don't know if this belongs here so feel free to move it.

Yesterday I had to go to Alameda County Medical Center (Oaklands equivalent of Cook County Hospital). As I'm sitting there in the 8th hour of waiting I see a woman passing by wearing a Sox jersey with the number 25 on it. I asked her if she was a Sox fan and she replied "No, my sons father plays for the White Sox". Stunned, I asked her who it might be.......stammering she tells me "I don't like giving out his name." Then I asked for at least an initial. She said "His last initial is H and this is his number, and he also plays golf." Now I already know that Borchard wore 25 when he was up last year so thats not possible, and the only Players with a last Name beginning with H are Harris, Hermanson, and El Duque who's number 26. I immediately assumed that with the best record in baseball everyone wants thier babies daddy to be a White Sox player. Either that or El Duque has a love child in Oakland(which I wouldn't believe in a hundred years)I was LMAO after she left.........

elrod
05-26-2005, 08:53 AM
:hawk

"Oh, I luuuuve Oaktown."

wdelaney72
05-26-2005, 09:19 AM
:hawk

"Oak-townnnnn... YES!"

bayzbol44
05-26-2005, 09:21 AM
Was this a regular hospital? Or was it a mental hospital?

mikehuff
05-26-2005, 09:25 AM
:hawk

"Oak-townnnnn... YES!"
"You better believe they got a lot of my money in Oakland."

Irishsox1
05-26-2005, 10:47 AM
I ran into a girl at a bar in Chicago and she told me that she was pregnant with Derek Jeter's baby. Later she downed a shot of Tequila. The only reason I was talking to her, was she came up to me because I had a White Sox hat on and she just started to tell me this story. Needless to say I moved away from the nut ball after I got my beer.

PatK
05-26-2005, 11:09 AM
I thought the mother of Harris' son died recently, which was why he was on bereavement leave.

seanpmurphy
05-26-2005, 11:30 AM
People. You gotta love em.

Unregistered
05-26-2005, 11:32 AM
:hawk
"We'll announce our picks to ... er, 'click,' while you at home select yours..."

chaerulez
05-26-2005, 12:24 PM
I thought the mother of Harris' son died recently, which was why he was on bereavement leave.

It was his daughter actually I believe, but the point of this thread was that the woman in the story was a lying nutjob... so no one here believes she has a child with either Harris, Hermanson, or Hernandez.

Fenway
05-26-2005, 12:40 PM
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0825/photo/costner-sarandon_i.jpg

Annie Savoy moved to Oakland?

DumpJerry
05-26-2005, 01:04 PM
According to the WSI chart on jersey numbers, there have no number 25's whose last name started with a "H."

Among the notable 25's on the list were Bobby Bonds and Scammy Sosa.:cool:

34 Inch Stick
05-26-2005, 01:33 PM
I ran into a girl at a bar in Chicago and she told me that she was pregnant with Derek Jeter's baby. Later she downed a shot of Tequila. .

You walked away?!

Youth is wasted on the young.

AZChiSoxFan
05-26-2005, 01:58 PM
Was this a regular hospital? Or was it a mental hospital?

Classic!!

SoxWillWin
05-28-2005, 03:09 PM
It was his daughter actually I believe, but the point of this thread was that the woman in the story was a lying nutjob... so no one here believes she has a child with either Harris, Hermanson, or Hernandez.

EXACTLY!!!!!

soxwon
05-28-2005, 05:46 PM
I ran into a girl at a bar in Chicago and she told me that she was pregnant with Derek Jeter's baby. Later she downed a shot of Tequila. The only reason I was talking to her, was she came up to me because I had a White Sox hat on and she just started to tell me this story. Needless to say I moved away from the nut ball after I got my beer.


was she hot? lol

Rocklive99
05-28-2005, 08:16 PM
You guys are all missing it, it's Hawk

:hawk

I looovvvee the young'ns

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/team/broadcasters/broadcaster_cws_jackson.jpg

Uh-oh! So the curse of your bambino in Oaktown is why we play so bad there

:hawk

*silence*

rowand33
05-31-2005, 02:08 AM
If I was a woman, and Willie Harris was my baby's daddy, I wouldn't wanna tell anybody either.

Brian26
05-31-2005, 09:19 PM
"You better believe they got a lot of my money in Oakland."

Hahahahahahahahaha!