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UofCSoxFan
05-22-2005, 10:15 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2066296

This organization is a complete joke. Last year their star slugger gets hurt SNEEZING. This year their ace pitcher is in the process of developing carpel tunnel syndrome from spending too much time on the computer. You are a major leaguer...not a secretary or receptionist. I mean this stuff doesn't happen to normal teams.

Unbelieveable....and hillarious. :)

doublem23
05-22-2005, 11:25 PM
http://www.scapegoatsatwork.com/images/title.gif

I nearly fell out of my chair when that was reported on Sports Nite tonight. :rolleyes:

Sox of White
05-22-2005, 11:45 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2066296

This organization is a complete joke. Last year their star slugger gets hurt SNEEZING. This year their ace pitcher is in the process of developing carpel tunnel syndrome from spending too much time on the computer. You are a major leaguer...not a secretary or receptionist. I mean this stuff doesn't happen to normal teams.

Unbelieveable....and hillarious. :)

Wow, unbelievable. zambrano is one big joke. I have to admit he can pitch well at times, but he is still a huge joke. But he is certainly on the right team.

StillMissOzzie
05-23-2005, 12:03 AM
I suspect that he's taking online classes for anger management.

SMO
:gulp:

Nellie_Fox
05-23-2005, 01:23 AM
This is reminiscent of the Jose Cardinal "stuck eyelid." Only the Cubs.

kojak
05-23-2005, 08:50 AM
The Cubs have told Zambrano to lay off the online porn.
They have apparently offered him free use of a townhome in West Chicago. :redface:

I want Mags back
05-23-2005, 05:58 PM
wow, Zambrano is such a dumbass. Getting his tennis elbow from being online for 4-5 hrs daily. How stupid can the Cubs be

santo=dorf
05-23-2005, 06:11 PM
He posts here under the name "Homefish."

White Sox Josh
05-23-2005, 07:31 PM
wow, Zambrano is such a dumbass. Getting his tennis elbow from being online for 4-5 hrs daily. How stupid can the Cubs beHe's a troll.:rolleyes:

RKMeibalane
05-23-2005, 07:36 PM
He posts here under the name "Homefish."

ZING!

PaleHoseGeorge
05-23-2005, 07:45 PM
He posts here under the name "Homefish."

LOL! I was actually thinking a posting machine like WhiteSoxAaron or Jabroni would be the perfect alias for Zambrano.

faneidde
05-23-2005, 09:33 PM
He posts here under the name "Homefish."
Wow, I think that may be the funniest post in the history of WSI, or at least since I have been here. Classic stuff.

mccoydp
05-24-2005, 10:00 AM
How many more stupid stories are the Cubs going to post to hide the fact that the 136 pitches Zambrano pitched recently had more to do with his arm problems than e-mailing on his computer?

Please. I'm a system & network administrator, type for 8-10 hours a day. I don't have "tennis elbow".

What a joke.

Jerko
05-24-2005, 10:04 AM
I wonder Dusty has him on a "mouse click" or "keystroke" count.

mccoydp
05-24-2005, 10:05 AM
I wonder Dusty has him on a "mouse click" or "keystroke" count.

Zambrano, Wood, and Prior will all be looking for Robo-Arms after Big Dusty gets done with them this season.

Baby Fisk
05-24-2005, 10:06 AM
Getting his tennis elbow from being online for 4-5 hrs daily.

You'd figure a major leaguer wouldn't have a need for so much online porn.