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DrCrawdad
05-19-2005, 01:12 AM
Discussion about the dead weeds, again... (http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs/browse_frm/thread/055c4a1ef642cf55/6d70cdf532c4f4cd?hl=en#6d70cdf532c4f4cd)

As the slander turns...

Cubbie fan "Noah:"
Is the season really over?
And the ivy as yet to turn green.

Cubbie fan "Al Yellon:"
Well, that's wrong. The ivy was green and nearly full during the last home
series vs. the Mets. It should be completely in bloom on Friday.
(That is, if we can keep the Sox fans from pouring acid on it again)

Then in response to a comment I made, Cubbie fan "Al Yellon" said:
*SOMEONE* poured a substance on the ivy that caused part of it to die, and it was during the White Sox series.

Cubbie fan "Johnnie" responds:
Ursus arctos did it:
A secret fraternity of die-hard Cub fans known as the
"Wrigley Grizzlies" decked themselves out in Sox
paraphernalia, did it, and blamed it on Sox fans. It's the
Ivy "Reichstag fire". Their battle cry is "We ain't fuzzy
and we ain't wuzzy, and we damned sure ain't Teddy Bears!"
Their symbol is a Silvertip Grizzly rampant protecting a cub
at her feet on a baseball diamond with an Ivy-covered wall
in the background and the motto, "Tinker to Evers to Chance."

CubKilla
05-19-2005, 01:23 AM
Seriously..... I hope a Sox fan, in full sox garb, is caught on camera killing the weeds on Wrigley's walls.

It'll be safer for everyone involved.

MIgrenade
05-19-2005, 01:51 AM
Cubbie fan "Johnnie" responds:
Ursus arctos did it:
A secret fraternity of die-hard Cub fans known as the
"Wrigley Grizzlies" decked themselves out in Sox
paraphernalia, did it, and blamed it on Sox fans. It's the
Ivy "Reichstag fire". Their battle cry is "We ain't fuzzy
and we ain't wuzzy, and we damned sure ain't Teddy Bears!"
Their symbol is a Silvertip Grizzly rampant protecting a cub
at her feet on a baseball diamond with an Ivy-covered wall
in the background and the motto, "Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Dear Lord, what does this even mean?

samram
05-19-2005, 08:39 AM
Dear Lord, what does this even mean?

I don't know- it's like a..uh.., I don't know.
:bong:
But I'll bet this had something to do with it.

harwar
05-19-2005, 10:06 AM
acrimonious satire at its best,very well done sir.

mrfourni
05-19-2005, 11:28 AM
but the tribune reported that it was sox fans, it must be true

Kogs35
05-19-2005, 11:45 AM
but the tribune reported that it was sox fans, it must be true

:tealpolice:

MisterB
05-19-2005, 12:06 PM
but the tribune reported that it was sox fans, it must be true

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=2571

:tealtutor:

SSN721
05-19-2005, 12:12 PM
Dear Lord, what does this even mean?

Sounds like something right out of the "Horsemaster Fred Manifesto" :cool: