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HootieMcBoob
11-09-2001, 06:36 PM
JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL CUB FAN.........

free agents we should go after:

pitchers: james baldwin, chan ho park, david wells, david burba, jason schmidt, mark gardner, aaron sele

catchers: keep hundley he will be batting awesome next season, no use of getting another catcher like pudge, pudge is ingury proned!

second base: move mueller to second and sign castilla to play 3rd

short stop: don't re-sign gutierrez he wants to much, we can get another player just as good and don't want as much like christian guzman or orlando cabrera if their teams get contracted

third base: vinny castilla

outfield: moises alou, juan gonzalez, barry bonds, johnny damon, and re-sign tucker and let go of rondell white

line up for 2002 season:

catcher: todd hundley (trust me he wil be back next season and be hitting awesome)

first base: fred mcgriff

second base: bill mueller

short stop: christian guzman or orlando cabrera

third base: vinny castilla

outfield: LF- moises alou, johnny damon, or barry bonds

CF- tucker or sosa

RF- gonzalez or sosa

(outfield positions depend on who they sign)



THIS WOULD BE THE WORLD SERIES LINE UP IF U ASK ME!!!!!

GO CUBBIES!!!!!!

SKYSUN THOMAS

CerberusWG
11-09-2001, 09:11 PM
OMFG I R 10 YRS OLD AND I kN0W JACK**** ABO0T BASEBALL> GO CUBBIES< I R NOT LEGAL DDDRININGK AGE YET, SO I DRINK KOOL AID SO I CAN BE LIKE A REAL CUBF AN HARHARHRHRH SOSA R G0D@(*&#@!!


etc

danman31
11-09-2001, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by CerberusWG
OMFG I R 10 YRS OLD AND I kN0W JACK**** ABO0T BASEBALL> GO CUBBIES< I R NOT LEGAL DDDRININGK AGE YET, SO I DRINK KOOL AID SO I CAN BE LIKE A REAL CUBF AN HARHARHRHRH SOSA R G0D@(*&#@!!


etc

That about sums it up. I don't know of any ingury proned players. :)

Daver
11-09-2001, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by CerberusWG
OMFG I R 10 YRS OLD AND I kN0W JACK**** ABO0T BASEBALL> GO CUBBIES< I R NOT LEGAL DDDRININGK AGE YET, SO I DRINK KOOL AID SO I CAN BE LIKE A REAL CUBF AN HARHARHRHRH SOSA R G0D@(*&#@!!


etc

How do you spell that?

:)

CerberusWG
11-09-2001, 10:10 PM
Us gamers call that Llama talk, not to be confused with 1337 (leet) speak!

cu85 f4n5 r t3h gh3y! ph34r!! funney!!!

Soxheads
11-09-2001, 10:16 PM
That is unbelieveably annoying when people type like that.