Hi my name is Roger Clemens

[Spiff]

I'm a big fat reject with a chemical imbalance and all my kids' names start with the same letter.

I throw bats at some hitters and hit others in the head and a select few get both.


Feel free to add more...

[KempersRS]

Hi, I'm Roger Clemens and at this rate, I am not gonna get through the 5th inning.

This is very good for the D-Backs, workin the counts.
:caballo :hitless :ray
Working the whats?