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soxwon
04-13-2005, 05:17 PM
REV. JOHNNY B.
Mr. Baker, this heah is a fellow brother in the chicagoland ministry.

I am the honorable Reverand Rowand Crede,
My predecessor Da reverand MagsKenerko, retired after last season
Turning the keys of the Church of Da PaleHose ovah to me!!!
I was so Honored, to take the Helm of Da good ship White Sox.
Already my work has shown , burning brightly in the South Side Skys.

Recently i heard of your Turmoil on Da Nort Side.
I feel for you my brotha" i Feels for Ya!!!
Trying to solve Mark Priors Ailments wit Holy water, Simply Wont Work!!!
Whats you need is Herm Schneider the Dignified White Sox Miracle Worker.

But dont be discouraged, help is on its way.
You MUST heah, my WORDS,
You MUST embrace my Sayings, You Gots to Believe
MY BROTHER, BELIEVE in The winning Ways.

I shall lead you through the Valley Of Victory, if Only
You ADMIT your Shortcomings, your Sins will be cleansed
If you ADMIT and i know its painfull to ADMIT.
That the WHITE SOX are THE TEAM SITTING at the RIGHT hand
Of the BASEBALL GODS , in THE FIELD OF DREAMS in HEAVEN.
HALLELUJAH- SAY IT JOhnny B Say it!!!!

"THE WHITE SOX ARE MY REVELATION"
ONLY they can save your Soul, Mr Baker.

You have fallen into the lap of SATAN!!!!!
You were Conived into thinking, you could LEAD
Your Flock to Da Promised Land.
Satan is the CUBS ORGINIZATION.

You have come to realise your faults.
I forgive you my Friend.
I believe we can find you a Position
In the Church Of Da Pale Hose.

Where all things Good Happen!!!!
Because We Believes in Ourselves!!!!
The Team we have togetha, dis season
is Unique in Chicago Annals.

Not ANALS like Satan's Cubs.

Watch how the White Sox, grap the Serpenty Twins Neck and Strangle Them
In the Baseball Gods Eyes.
And Finally a champion will be born!!!!

A chicago champion, for all to seee.
the Champion my Friend is
the 2005 Chicago White Sox.

So repent, get down on your knees
Mr. Baker and pray to The Baseball Gods for Forgivness.
Ill put in a good Wurd for ya.

Repent -Nothing on earth can save the Cubs Souls.
They are Doomed for Limbo forever.

and on the South Side.
The Baseball giant will emerge
And Cleanse all of our SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a World Series Title.

Sincerly
Da Reverand
Rowand Crede

Whitesox029
04-13-2005, 05:20 PM
:?::dunno::kukoo: interesting...

shoota
04-13-2005, 06:22 PM
Where all things Good Happen!!!!
Because We Believes in Ourselves!!!!
The Team we have togetha, dis season
is Unique in Chicago Annals.

Not ANALS like Satan's Cubs.




:)

Great poetry as usual, soxwon. :gulp: