View Full Version : 86 reasons to hate the Red Sox

04-12-2005, 03:00 PM
Kinda funny, even a mention about "what about the other Sox" at the end.


04-12-2005, 03:28 PM
Good stuff. :thumbsup:

04-12-2005, 03:31 PM
It should have said, "How bout the REAL Sox?"

04-12-2005, 04:21 PM
I liked this one even more, it's got more bite to it:

Red Sox overload (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/050412&num=1)

The description of Red Sox Nation as a "suffocating, omnipresent cultural pollutant" is perfect. I think it describes Cub-Dumb perfectly as well.

04-12-2005, 04:27 PM
Next:60 things I hate about the Cubs.:D: :D: :D:

The real question:Can I stop at 60?? :roflmao: :roflmao:

04-12-2005, 04:28 PM
Man I was just going to post this, hilarious.

4. Johnny Damon. One .300 season out of four does not make you a star. Enough with the book, the ripping of the ex-wife, and the Page 3 photo galleries.

I want Mags back
04-12-2005, 04:58 PM
Next:60 things I hate about the Cubs.:D: :D: :D:

The real question:Can I stop at 60?? :roflmao: :roflmao:

since its 86 reasons for 86 yrs. we will have alot more then that for the Cubs

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04-13-2005, 04:30 PM
a rebuttal

1. and very good baseball but you go watch Seattle-Texas

2. We love Manny

3. OK I have to admit finding the Cowsils to sing the anthem during the ALCS was a bit much

4 after his 2 HR's in Game 7 of the ALCS he can do no wrong

5. the best hockey player of all one Bobby Orr was impressed

6 until there is a salary cap I don't want to hear any crying ( Mariners have the money they just don't spend it )

7 see 6

8 and what World Series has Seattle been in?

9 agree

10 how dare you even compare the 2

11 OK it was a little over the top

12 sadly another way to see new versions of his uniform

13 put it this way the BRUINS had a black player before the Red Sox did

14 blame Don Zimmer

15 man has rebuilt his life in Nashua let him be

16 WE NEVER DID!!!! Who got the loudest ovation Opening Day 1990 when he made team?

17 see 16

18-19 Gedman was at fault

20 after the 9th NEVER should have pitched the 10th

21 never managed again nuf ced

22 agree 23 agree

24 umm what does it say about the 29 GM's that said NO?

25 Nomar is in the perfect place ( true fact his grandfather was a goat farmer )

26 as a line drive hitter, Rice may have hit 60 at Comiskey in his prime the wall took away so many from him

27 we love Pokey

28 29 30 HEY we didn't produce them

31 I have never forgiven Spaceman for that pitch

32 I hate Bill Veeck for selling him to NYY

33 and thanks for Spike Owen and Dave Henderson

34 from all accounts man made Ty Cobb look like a saint

35 my knees know this

36 http://www.baseball-almanac.com/teams/rsoxatte.shtml

The 1999 All Star Game made Fenway into a theme park ( we hate it )

37 - 42 running out of ideas>

43 Hey nobody picked on NYY over Anger Management!!!!

44 Roger is an idiot

45 fans boo fact of life

46 he didn't do that he spit at them ( cost him $ 5,000 )

47 and the shirts they sell at Yankee Stadium? Wrigley Field?

48 didn't buy it

49 I got sucked in

50 excellent book

51 ditto

52 nothing special

53 excellent

54 blah

55 book needed an editor ( who knew Comiskey Park was on the west side )

56 blah

57-58 more dead trees

59 CHB actually did a nice job

60 &^^$%$

61 and the Seahawks did what after losing in Foxboro in 2004?

62 Boggs was weird

63 everybody in baseball thought Toronto was nuts to give him 4 years who knew

64 yes and even less for shipping off Heathcliff to Seattle for Tek and Lowe

65 if he was a Mariner you would have loved him ( and Randy Johnson WASN'T?)

66 legit gripe east coast bias at work no question

67 Grady is now senior adviser to the Cubs :D:

68 never hire an ex-Yankee

69 Don Zimmer

70 sadly we owed the Yankees for Elston Howard in 1967

71 Why Theo signed him I don't know

72 pass the cheese

73 us? never

74 please ( compared to 1060 W Addison? )

75 If that call was made in Yankee Stadium against New York there would have been a riot.

76 man hit most homers in the 1980's in AL and nobody knows that

77 if only they had signed Willie Mays

78 NESN replays that every year :D:

79 good ol statman back reading water meters in Brooklyn

80 YUM

81 read SHUTOUT by Howard Bryant

82 El Guapo!!!!

83 I want to see Zimmer vs Bill Lee

84 Never forgave Haywood and Buddy for that

85 yes

86 OK maybe we have been a bit over the top after winning. I guess you rather have the Marlins or DBacks win.

Stroker Ace
04-13-2005, 05:15 PM
Next:60 things I hate about the Cubs.:D: :D: :D:

The real question:Can I stop at 60?? :roflmao: :roflmao:

You are missing some exponents on that 60!

04-13-2005, 06:08 PM
5. the best hockey player of all one Bobby Orr was impressed.

No way Bobby Orr is the best hockey player of all time.

Gretzky, Howe, then Orr.

04-13-2005, 06:13 PM
No way Bobby Orr is the best hockey player of all time.

Gretzky, Howe, then Orr.

Hate to think how many goals 99 would have scored if #4 was feeding him from the point

Sorry Bobby my #1

and got to put Maurice Richard in there somewhere