View Full Version : Gracie's tweak

11-03-2001, 02:13 AM
Did anyone see Jay's column the other day? I read it occasion-
ally, the mixture of cutesy hyperbole with hysterical ranting is
often good for a laugh. Anyway, he wrote of Mark Grace's home
run in game 4, saying that Grace did a two-kiss tap in a "tweak"
to his old teammate, Thomas Jefferson Sosa.

Awwwwwwwww. A widdle tweak. Isn't that cute? Need I re-
mind anyone who is on this site what happened when Jose
Valentin "tweaked" Sammy in a like manner? Jay went into full
nuclear meltdown. The Ayatollah Mariotti stopped short of offer-
ing a million bucks to anyone who would rid the earth of the
vile blasphemer.

11-03-2001, 02:20 AM

I don't care what Grace does. I ran that loser out of town.


That's right, Sammy. You are the man!