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Paulwny
11-02-2001, 07:23 AM
During the flight back to Phoenix Bob Brenly once again went into the 9th inning stare and never came out of it. When the plane landed two men in white coats escorted him off the plane.
In a related matter, Korean born Kim was cowering in the back of the plane on a cell phone with Korean historians. He had them searching for the Korean equivalent to the Japanese ritual of Hari Kari. He also was escorted off the plane by representatives from the Phoenix Suicide Prevention League.
Mark Grace was over heard discussing the yankee mystique. He believes that Don Zimmer is actually the fat jowled creature from Star Wars and that "The Force" is with the yankees. He also was escorted off the plane, by Darth Vadar.

WinningUgly!
11-02-2001, 01:34 PM
He had them searching for the Korean equivalent to the Japanese ritual of Hari Kari.

:chimp
Hey, that's my Korean Grandpa!

RKMeibalane
11-02-2001, 08:19 PM
The Diamondbacks have been rendered insane as a result of the past two games. I don't think there's any quesiton now that the Yankees are more than a baseball team. They are some sort of malevolent, supernatural being that controls and dominates all, and they must be stopped. I don't care what it takes.


:)