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StepsInSC
03-23-2005, 05:10 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-astros-clemenshummerstolen&prov=ap&type=lgns

This is the worst news ever! How is Roger going to afford more Hummers!?!?

Fenway
03-23-2005, 05:11 PM
He left it unlocked :rolleyes:

HOUSTON -- It took All-Star pitcher Roger Clemens 20 years to rack up 300 wins -- a feat for which his team rewarded him with a brand-new orange Hummer.

On Wednesday, police say, it took thieves just a few minutes to make off with the hulking vehicle after Clemens' son drove it to school and left it unlocked.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2019844

Fenway
03-23-2005, 05:25 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-astros-clemenshummerstolen&prov=ap&type=lgns

This is the worst news ever! How is Roger going to afford more Hummers!?!?

Have the wife sell more on the family website

http://www.debbieclemens.com

http://www.kkrw.com/fotopages/signup/RC2.jpg

This is the Hummer the Houston radio station gave him to unretire


love those xmas decorations Rog

Soxzilla
03-23-2005, 08:16 PM
He shouldn't be pissed at the guys who stole it, but rather his idiot son for leaving the car unlocked.

Further proof of Roger's jagbagness.

Norberto7
03-23-2005, 11:08 PM
He shouldn't be pissed at the guys who stole it, but rather his idiot son for leaving the car unlocked.

Further proof of Roger's jagbagness.

Partially, yeah, but wouldn't you be pissed at me if I stole your unlocked car, made out with your unattended wife, or drank your open beer? While the ugly thing should've been locked, it doesn't absolve the thieves of blame. Buy another one, Rog!

The Racehorse
03-24-2005, 07:21 AM
Maybe the thieves took it to their chop-shop and turned it into three cars since there is no other vehicle that uses up more resources and space.

Clembasbal
03-24-2005, 10:16 AM
That's what you get for letting your kid drive a freakin' hummer to school. Whatever happened to beaters and car that got you from here-to-there. Heck I know several parents that had tons of money but still wouldn't buy their kids nice cars.

Work for it you lazy arses

Iwritecode
03-24-2005, 10:52 AM
That's what you get for letting your kid drive a freakin' hummer to school. Whatever happened to beaters and car that got you from here-to-there. Heck I know several parents that had tons of money but still wouldn't buy their kids nice cars.

Work for it you lazy arses

He was driving a black hummer to school before he drove his dad's orange one... :rolleyes:

PatK
03-24-2005, 11:02 AM
Poor kid is gonna get Piazza'd when he gets home.

Soxzilla
03-24-2005, 11:41 AM
Partially, yeah, but wouldn't you be pissed at me if I stole your unlocked car, made out with your unattended wife, or drank your open beer? While the ugly thing should've been locked, it doesn't absolve the thieves of blame. Buy another one, Rog!

Of course I would be pissed. But to offer a 10,000 reward for the capture of the thief!? Wow, let's get pissed. I mean, what is this, the wild west?:?:

I'd be more pissed at myself for leaving the car unlocked...especially since the thing has freakin' remote entry, that just means you have to tap a little button. How hard is that?

Maybe Rog's son's key butler forget his duty. FIRE HIM!:rolleyes:

MeanFish
03-24-2005, 11:49 AM
Of course I would be pissed. But to offer a 10,000 reward for the capture of the thief!? Wow, let's get pissed. I mean, what is this, the wild west?:?:

I'd be more pissed at myself for leaving the car unlocked...especially since the thing has freakin' remote entry, that just means you have to tap a little button. How hard is that?

Maybe Rog's son's key butler forget his duty. FIRE HIM!:rolleyes:

Maybe I'm just clueless, but if I had Clemens' money I'd just shrug and buy a new one, along with "the club."

Tekijawa
03-24-2005, 12:28 PM
Have the wife sell more on the family website

http://www.debbieclemens.com (http://www.debbieclemens.com/)

Debbie looks great in that swim suit... 300 wins definitely wasn't his biggest accomplishment in life!

ChiSoxRowand
03-24-2005, 01:02 PM
Poor kid is gonna get Piazza'd when he gets home.

:rolling: :rolling:

PatK
03-24-2005, 03:59 PM
Edited for unnecessary referrences.


Don't do it again.

wdelaney72
03-25-2005, 10:04 AM
It's a good thing Roger makes the coin he does, cause Debbie's eye for fashion is awful.

Serves them right for letting a teenager drive a Hummer.

Unregistered
03-25-2005, 10:14 AM
Have the wife sell more on the family website

http://www.debbieclemens.com So I take it that all the bull**** arts & crafts projects on there that were "inspired by Debbie Clemens" (I take it she didn't actually "make" any of this stuff) are actually worth something cause they're signed by her husband? How enterprising.