View Full Version : Sarcasm: Things NOT to say to a Cubs fan

02-25-2005, 10:01 PM
You all have watched Tom Arnold perform a daily skit on the "Best Damn Sports Show Period". Here's the Chicago Cubs bashing version.

Hey Jim, nice offseason acquiring 5 useless players and 17 minor leaguer's.

Hey Dusty, now that half your team has been traded, will little Darrin be next.

Hey Ernie, you wasted one of the greatest careers we've ever seen in Wrigley.

Hey Ronnie, give it a rest nobody wants your name in Cooperstown.

Hey Nomar, did you get the ring in the mail.

Hey Latroy, how many blows does it take to get to the center of the blow pop?

Hey Carlos, ever hear of goldbond.

Hey Cubs, good move getting rid of that **** for brains, talentless pile of crap Sosa. Counteracted with a bad move, Jeremy Burnitz.