ondafarm
02-22-2005, 12:19 AM
1) 'Scotty Boy' Podsednik will hit .300, have an OBP of .350, swipe 40 bags and score more than 100 runs. Lisa Durgan will be thrilled.
2) Tadahito Iguchi will start out a little weak but then turn things around (when Takatsu tells him "Gambattakudasai ne !!") and be hitting .300 by the end of the season.
3) The following 'power' men will have sub-par seasons: Jason Giambi, Barry Bonds, Rafael Palmeiro, Gary Sheffield, Magglio Ordonez and Carlos Lee. Four juicers, and two who have forgotten how big a help being in the White Sox lineup has been for them.
4) Frank Thomas will begin the season with a rehab assignment (Birmingham probably) and then return and hit just under .300 with his usual 100 walks (thank you Questec), 100 rbis and 35 homers. The Sox will pick up his option for next season.
5) The sportwriters will discuss changing the past MVPs based on juicer performances, but will actually do nothing (other than make an announcement.)
6) Bud 'Light' Selig will come up with another way to screw up America's pasttime.
7) Damaso Marte will be the White Sox closer as Takatsu struggles a bit and gets dropped to set-up man, which he does very well at.
8) Paul Konerko will have another solid year.
9) Wilson Valdez will play so well in his occasional appearances the first third of the year (and Joe Crede so mediocrely) that Juan Uribe will move to third and Valdez will take over short full time. He will win Rookie of the Year.
10) The revamped White Sox will blow past the Twins (who will suffer at least one SP injury) and win the AL Central by 12 games. Cleveland will just sneak past the Twins for second place.
11) The White Sox will beat the Yankees and the Angels and then the Cubs enroute to their first World Series title since 1917.
2) Tadahito Iguchi will start out a little weak but then turn things around (when Takatsu tells him "Gambattakudasai ne !!") and be hitting .300 by the end of the season.
3) The following 'power' men will have sub-par seasons: Jason Giambi, Barry Bonds, Rafael Palmeiro, Gary Sheffield, Magglio Ordonez and Carlos Lee. Four juicers, and two who have forgotten how big a help being in the White Sox lineup has been for them.
4) Frank Thomas will begin the season with a rehab assignment (Birmingham probably) and then return and hit just under .300 with his usual 100 walks (thank you Questec), 100 rbis and 35 homers. The Sox will pick up his option for next season.
5) The sportwriters will discuss changing the past MVPs based on juicer performances, but will actually do nothing (other than make an announcement.)
6) Bud 'Light' Selig will come up with another way to screw up America's pasttime.
7) Damaso Marte will be the White Sox closer as Takatsu struggles a bit and gets dropped to set-up man, which he does very well at.
8) Paul Konerko will have another solid year.
9) Wilson Valdez will play so well in his occasional appearances the first third of the year (and Joe Crede so mediocrely) that Juan Uribe will move to third and Valdez will take over short full time. He will win Rookie of the Year.
10) The revamped White Sox will blow past the Twins (who will suffer at least one SP injury) and win the AL Central by 12 games. Cleveland will just sneak past the Twins for second place.
11) The White Sox will beat the Yankees and the Angels and then the Cubs enroute to their first World Series title since 1917.