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soxwon
02-21-2005, 04:18 PM
As I Lay To Rest I Had A Dream
One That Started Fast And Ended
With Sox Fans Jubilant Tremendous Screams

The Month Of April Started With A Burst
The Tribe Got Rocked
April 4 Bottom Of The First

Pods Walks And Steals A Base
Iguchi Rips One ,
He Stands Grinning, Thats In Your Face!!!
Konerko Connects And Its A Goner
He Crosses The Plate A Three Run Homer.

Buehrle Throws Like Americas Best
A.l. Teams Are Warned East To West
The Twinks Fall, As Do The Tribe To
The Strong Sox Arms - Chicagos Fab 5

Then Comes May The Sox Have Maggs N Sosa To Play
The Ex Chicago Stars , Are Stunned And Amazed
A Sweep Of The Rangers, And On To The Scrubs
The Cubs Fans Sit Crying In Their Wrigley Suds

After Taking Five Of 6 From The Angels Of Aneheim
Sox Fans Cell-ebrating From Antioch To Manheim
The Warmth Of June Prevails At The Cell
14 Wins At Home, In Front Massive Numbers Of Fans
Including The Prez And Alderman Mell!!

The Nail Is Drivin In The Cubs Coffin
As Rowand Slams Another
After Woods Loads Em Walkin

And On June 26 The Sox Ascend Into First
There's No Lookin Back
These Black N Silver Guys
Have A Collective Thirst

The Allstars Come In The Mid Of July
Buehrle, Konerko, Garcia And Aj
And Of Course Jermaine Dye.

Once Again They Rip Thru The Tribe ,the Tigers,
And Carmines
They Stop Sosa's Scowl, Catch Him Swingin 9 Times
A Ll Sox Bats Are A Swingin'
Sox In First Place .an 8 Game Lead, And Wingin.

August Is A Repeat Of Months April Thru July
After Sweeping The Twins In The Dome
The Twinkies Cry.
They Admit Theyve Seen Baseballs Best
With Pods Leading The Way, The Sox Pass The Test

The Final Month Of The Regular Season
Is Recorded In The Archives Of Baseball History
The Sox Go 20 And 9 ,well Within Reason
The Media Cant Understand The Soutth Side Mystery

"where Did These Guys Come From"
They Wonder Aloud" We Picked Them For 4th"
This Is A Cubbies Town"
Not Anymore The Sox Fans Snear
Our Park Is Packed Fundamentals To Upper Tier.

The Scrubs Finnish 3rd, After Prior Goes Under
Wood Gets Shellshocked Again Against N.l. Thunder
The Nation All Turns To Our South Side
The Worlds Tv' Sets Are Tuned To Comcast
Their Mouths Are Agape As They Witness "the Blast"

In Game 5 Against The Mets, The Cell Is Full, No Place To Stand
A.l. Mvp Big Hurt Strides To The Plate, He Smiles, Knowing
Chicago Is Now His Land.
He Thinks Of Fisk, And Pierce, Nellie And Rock Raines
The Pale Hose Fans Are Screaming Insane.

He Looks Down At Pedro, Here Comes The Pitch
He Hunkers Down And Cinches It Up
Cub Fans Are Cringing, Gettin Ready To Bitch
The Sox Fans Leap Up, All Are Jubiliantly Cryin
The Ball Has Landed On The Back Of A Hooptie
On The Dan Ryan!!!!!

The Greatest Hit In The Chronicles Of Baseball History
Only Overshadowed , By A Chisox Series Victory
Its Been 90 Years Since It Last Occured
The White Sox World Series Champs
They Finally Got The Last Word.


The Parade Begins In A Few Days
All Sox Fans Are There, It Ends At The Lake
Mayor Dailey Is Smiling As
Kenny Williams Gets Off A Float
Clutching His Daughter
He Struts Through The Sand, Then Procedes
To Walk On The Water

Only This Isnt A Dream, It Will Be All True
Sox Fans Lovefest, Cub Fans So Cowardly Blue
My Fellow Sox Fans- I Tell No Lies
In The Year That Was The White Sox
2005

JUribe1989
02-21-2005, 04:34 PM
As I Lay To Rest I Had A Dream
One That Started Fast And Ended
With Sox Fans Jubilant Tremendous Screams

The Month Of April Started With A Burst
The Tribe Got Rocked
April 4 Bottom Of The First

Pods Walks And Steals A Base
Iguchi Rips One ,
He Stands Grinning, Thats In Your Face!!!
Konerko Connects And Its A Goner
He Crosses The Plate A Three Run Homer.

Buehrle Throws Like Americas Best
A.l. Teams Are Warned East To West
The Twinks Fall, As Do The Tribe To
The Strong Sox Arms - Chicagos Fab 5

Then Comes May The Sox Have Maggs N Sosa To Play
The Ex Chicago Stars , Are Stunned And Amazed
A Sweep Of The Rangers, And On To The Scrubs
The Cubs Fans Sit Crying In Their Wrigley Suds

After Taking Five Of 6 From The Angels Of Aneheim
Sox Fans Cell-ebrating From Antioch To Manheim
The Warmth Of June Prevails At The Cell
14 Wins At Home, In Front Massive Numbers Of Fans
Including The Prez And Alderman Mell!!

The Nail Is Drivin In The Cubs Coffin
As Rowand Slams Another
After Woods Loads Em Walkin

And On June 26 The Sox Ascend Into First
There's No Lookin Back
These Black N Silver Guys
Have A Collective Thirst

The Allstars Come In The Mid Of July
Buehrle, Konerko, Garcia And Aj
And Of Course Jermaine Dye.

Once Again They Rip Thru The Tribe ,the Tigers,
And Carmines
They Stop Sosa's Scowl, Catch Him Swingin 9 Times
A Ll Sox Bats Are A Swingin'
Sox In First Place .an 8 Game Lead, And Wingin.

August Is A Repeat Of Months April Thru July
After Sweeping The Twins In The Dome
The Twinkies Cry.
They Admit Theyve Seen Baseballs Best
With Pods Leading The Way, The Sox Pass The Test

The Final Month Of The Regular Season
Is Recorded In The Archives Of Baseball History
The Sox Go 20 And 9 ,well Within Reason
The Media Cant Understand The Soutth Side Mystery

"where Did These Guys Come From"
They Wonder Aloud" We Picked Them For 4th"
This Is A Cubbies Town"
Not Anymore The Sox Fans Snear
Our Park Is Packed Fundamentals To Upper Tier.

The Scrubs Finnish 3rd, After Prior Goes Under
Wood Gets Shellshocked Again Against N.l. Thunder
The Nation All Turns To Our South Side
The Worlds Tv' Sets Are Tuned To Comcast
Their Mouths Are Agape As They Witness "the Blast"

In Game 5 Against The Mets, The Cell Is Full, No Place To Stand
A.l. Mvp Big Hurt Strides To The Plate, He Smiles, Knowing
Chicago Is Now His Land.
He Thinks Of Fisk, And Pierce, Nellie And Rock Raines
The Pale Hose Fans Are Screaming Insane.

He Looks Down At Pedro, Here Comes The Pitch
He Hunkers Down And Cinches It Up
Cub Fans Are Cringing, Gettin Ready To Bitch
The Sox Fans Leap Up, All Are Jubiliantly Cryin
The Ball Has Landed On The Back Of A Hooptie
On The Dan Ryan!!!!!

The Greatest Hit In The Chronicles Of Baseball History
Only Overshadowed , By A Chisox Series Victory
Its Been 90 Years Since It Last Occured
The White Sox World Series Champs
They Finally Got The Last Word.


The Parade Begins In A Few Days
All Sox Fans Are There, It Ends At The Lake
Mayor Dailey Is Smiling As
Kenny Williams Gets Off A Float
Clutching His Daughter
He Struts Through The Sand, Then Procedes
To Walk On The Water


Clutching His Daughter
He Struts Through The Sand, Then Procedes
To Walk On The Water

Only This Isnt A Dream, It Will Be All True
Sox Fans Lovefest, Cub Fans So Cowardly Blue
My Fellow Sox Fans- I Tell No Lies
In The Year That Was The White Sox
2005

I'm speechless. That is an unbelievable poem! :bandance: Way to keep the faith going in to the season. SOX CHAMPS 05....Somos Campeones

soxwon
02-21-2005, 05:11 PM
I'm speechless. That is an unbelievable poem! :bandance: Way to keep the faith going in to the season. SOX CHAMPS 05....Somos Campeones


thanks i hope others will agree
and START BELIEVING, its the ONLY way to beat the Cubs media domination

ChiWhiteSox1337
02-21-2005, 05:16 PM
:threadrules:
Awesome poem! This will be reality pretty soon!!!

BigEdWalsh
02-21-2005, 05:46 PM
Great job, soxwon!!
I like the bit about KW walking on water....:kneeslap:

soxwon
02-21-2005, 05:50 PM
Great job, soxwon!!
I like the bit about KW walking on water....:kneeslap:

im waiting for someone to ask "whats a hooptie" lol

CubsfansareDRUNK
02-21-2005, 06:42 PM
great job, soxwon! im printing that out and bringing it to schooL!

MUsoxfan
02-21-2005, 06:51 PM
That's a fantastic bit of writing

Whitesox029
02-21-2005, 07:05 PM
im waiting for someone to ask "whats a hooptie" lol
Ok. I'll play your game. What's a hooptie?:D:

soxwon
02-21-2005, 07:32 PM
Ok. I'll play your game. What's a hooptie?:D:

its street slang for a junker car, was popular in the 90s

zach074
02-21-2005, 07:51 PM
Nice job!

JKryl
02-21-2005, 09:25 PM
Wow, good job. I'm impressed.

FightingBillini
02-21-2005, 10:40 PM
Great poem overall, but you lost me when you had us beating the METS in the series.

shoota
02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
Pods Walks And Steals A Base
Iguchi Rips One ,
He Stands Grinning, Thats In Your Face!!!
Konerko Connects And Its A Goner
He Crosses The Plate A Three Run Homer.
















Only This Isnt A Dream, It Will Be All True
Sox Fans Lovefest, Cub Fans So Cowardly Blue
My Fellow Sox Fans- I Tell No Lies
In The Year That Was The White Sox
2005

:gulp:

You made something special here soxwon. That was nice. Nobody can ever say you aren't a White Sox fan.

popilius
02-22-2005, 01:03 AM
Nicely Done!! Thanks for sharing your White Sox passion!


:smile:

Frater Perdurabo
02-22-2005, 08:36 AM
Soxwon:

while not picture-perfect iambic pentameter,
your plot left me speechless and that is all that matters.

:supernana::supernana::supernana:

SOXintheBURGH
02-22-2005, 08:40 AM
That ruled.

Niagara
02-22-2005, 09:25 AM
The White Sox play on the south side
C'mon! Let's all take an El ride
On the Red Line we'll go
With those in the know
And get a real feeling of pride.

North on the Red just won't work
Going there? The sign of a jerk
With tourists you sit
and it smells like ****
At Wrigley, where the Scrubs lurk