chaz171
01-21-2005, 01:17 PM
Maggs didn't release his Medical records to potential suitors Because......
A) he didn't have enough Change at the Kinkos to make copies
B) he was using Bill Wirtz's Fax Machine
C) his left knee is still broke
Magg$ Hired $cott Bora$ because......
A) Edmunds.com TMV has downgraded Broken Right Fielders this year.
B) Boras Can hold out so long that his knee might actually heal before he signs
C) Multiple trades of Harold Baines when his knee gave out lowered his paycheck
D) all of the Above
Maggs is delaying any tryouts until Spring Training because........
A) He's still wrapping Christmas Presents for his kids with MJeff
B) The traffic on the Edens is too congested
C) Any Sooner and the scouts might see that walking cast under his uniform
He's holding One Try Out for all to see because...........
A) He's got a Friends and Family Discount Thru SouthWest Airlines for Sarasota.
B) It's convenient for everyone who wants also to catch the Daytona 500
C) His knee could swell bigger than a Honey Dew Melon if he holds more than one tryout
He's not willing to submit to a physical because...................
A) He's aware of the dangers of radiation from Too Many X-rays
B) Since he was Underpaid all these years in Chicago he couldn't afford his COBRA payments when the Sox Declined his arbitration
C) He's aware that walking into team offices on crutches might tip them off
He Told Frank Thomas Last season that he thought his condition was career threatening because...
A) since Frank doesn't talk to the media, no one would find out
B) Even if Frank did spill the beans, it would be on page 4 of the Metro Section due to front page story of Giant Snails
C) He wanted to get advice from Frank on being a career DH at 28.
A) he didn't have enough Change at the Kinkos to make copies
B) he was using Bill Wirtz's Fax Machine
C) his left knee is still broke
Magg$ Hired $cott Bora$ because......
A) Edmunds.com TMV has downgraded Broken Right Fielders this year.
B) Boras Can hold out so long that his knee might actually heal before he signs
C) Multiple trades of Harold Baines when his knee gave out lowered his paycheck
D) all of the Above
Maggs is delaying any tryouts until Spring Training because........
A) He's still wrapping Christmas Presents for his kids with MJeff
B) The traffic on the Edens is too congested
C) Any Sooner and the scouts might see that walking cast under his uniform
He's holding One Try Out for all to see because...........
A) He's got a Friends and Family Discount Thru SouthWest Airlines for Sarasota.
B) It's convenient for everyone who wants also to catch the Daytona 500
C) His knee could swell bigger than a Honey Dew Melon if he holds more than one tryout
He's not willing to submit to a physical because...................
A) He's aware of the dangers of radiation from Too Many X-rays
B) Since he was Underpaid all these years in Chicago he couldn't afford his COBRA payments when the Sox Declined his arbitration
C) He's aware that walking into team offices on crutches might tip them off
He Told Frank Thomas Last season that he thought his condition was career threatening because...
A) since Frank doesn't talk to the media, no one would find out
B) Even if Frank did spill the beans, it would be on page 4 of the Metro Section due to front page story of Giant Snails
C) He wanted to get advice from Frank on being a career DH at 28.