CubsfansareDRUNK
01-12-2005, 02:40 PM
From http://www.angelfire.com/il2/cubssuck/wrigley.htm
Dirty Secret #1: Wrigley Field's Neighborhood has more crime than Comiskey's.
That's no typo -- it's the truth as reported in Chicago police crime statistics. Since opening day, the area around Comiskey has reported just four serious crimes compared with twenty-five around Wrigley. Only a rube would fail to understand how Wrigley's neighborhood encourages trouble. In every direction surrounding the ballpark are an endless series of buildings and alleys for drunks and troublemakers to linger amongst and cause trouble with fans and pedestrians alike. Meanwhile Comiskey's parking lots serve hardly more than their intended purpose: providing safe convenient access to White Sox baseball. Comiskey is dangerous? Get a clue -- only a simpleton wouldn't know Wrigley is where the real danger lurks.
Dirty Secret #2: Wrigley's old traditions aren't so old.
Has any Wrigley tradition been copied more than the old hand-operated scoreboard or the outfield ivy? Though most Cubs fans can tell you theirs is the oldest park in the National League, few if any admit the scoreboard and ivy are relatively new additions to Wrigley Field. The current outfield seating was constructed in the 1940's, including the "old" scoreboard and original ivy. Both of these were the ideas of Bill Veeck, future owner of the Cleveland Indians, St. Louis Browns, and most famously, the Chicago White Sox (twice). He was smart enough to know his talent was hopelessly wasted in the Cubs front office and left to pursue bigger and better things.
Veeck went on to invent the exploding scoreboard, the picnic area, the bullpen bar, the outfield showerhead, and countless more innovations for Comiskey Park -- home of our Sox. It was his idea too, back in the mid-1970's to give Harry Caray a microphone and lead the singing during the seventh inning stretch at Old Comiskey.
Now legions of blithering idiots wearing Cubs caps think it's their tradition. Each day they stand and sing along with an endless stream of has-been "celebrities" (like the tired and overweight Tony Orlando) or mindless jocks (like the tired and mediocre Eddie Olcyk), making a macabre scene only the Tribune Company's accountants could love. Have they no shame?
Dirty Secret #3: Those aren't homerun balls Cubs fans throw back.
Ha Ha! People from Iowa can be so dumb. They honestly think the wise guys sitting in Wrigley's outfield are throwing back homerun balls hit off Cubs pitching. What these rubes (and ignorant fans around the country) don't realize is that Wrigley's bleacher bums bring extra balls to the ballpark to fool you. They pocket the real ball and throw back one of their worthless ones. If someone else catches the homerun baseball, they offer their worthless one in trade. Finally, if some silly do-gooder catches the homerun ball (in Chicago politics they are known as "goo-goos" -- someone not on the take), they simply toss their own ball onto the field, giving every simpleton in America the illusion that the homerun ball was thrown back.
Come on America, don't be such fools! This is Chicago!!! If we can fix a courtroom (or a World Series), don't you think we can play a charade with a silly homerun ball? Sheesh...
Dirty Secret #4: Cubs fans don't wash their hands -- for good reason.
The Tribune's WGN-TV loves to show beautiful half-dressed ladies amongst the crowd in Wrigley's bleachers. What they hope no one knows about is the filthiness of the hands of the eligible guys sitting around them. They're dirty for a good reason. Restroom facilities at Wrigley are hopelessly crowded -- especially in the bleachers where the heaviest drinking occurs. Rather than endure the pain of waiting in the endless lines at Wrigley's urine troughs, the men's restroom sinks provide quick relief. The sensible Cubs fan knows not to use the sinks, but the ignorant ones do -- ick! As for the ones who don't wash their hands, we know what their hands have been touching -- ick ick!!
So stop and think next time the Tribune Company's TV cameras pander to your lustful heart. Would you really want to meet a girl who willingly sits amongst (or worse, gets pawed by) such sloven pigs? You degenerate you!
We at White Sox Interactive thought you should know. Sox fans, our hands are clean!
It says its from www.whitesoxinteractive.com (http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/) Most of the material on http://www.angelfire.com/il2/cubssuck (http://www.angelfire.com/il2/cubssuck) is from WSI. I frequent that site and most of the stuff they say on it is the truth. I cant believe they throw back their own balls to make it look like they threw back the homerun ball. thats just classless. What i can believe is that none of them wash their hands:mg:. Thats vile.:drunken::cower:
Dirty Secret #1: Wrigley Field's Neighborhood has more crime than Comiskey's.
That's no typo -- it's the truth as reported in Chicago police crime statistics. Since opening day, the area around Comiskey has reported just four serious crimes compared with twenty-five around Wrigley. Only a rube would fail to understand how Wrigley's neighborhood encourages trouble. In every direction surrounding the ballpark are an endless series of buildings and alleys for drunks and troublemakers to linger amongst and cause trouble with fans and pedestrians alike. Meanwhile Comiskey's parking lots serve hardly more than their intended purpose: providing safe convenient access to White Sox baseball. Comiskey is dangerous? Get a clue -- only a simpleton wouldn't know Wrigley is where the real danger lurks.
Dirty Secret #2: Wrigley's old traditions aren't so old.
Has any Wrigley tradition been copied more than the old hand-operated scoreboard or the outfield ivy? Though most Cubs fans can tell you theirs is the oldest park in the National League, few if any admit the scoreboard and ivy are relatively new additions to Wrigley Field. The current outfield seating was constructed in the 1940's, including the "old" scoreboard and original ivy. Both of these were the ideas of Bill Veeck, future owner of the Cleveland Indians, St. Louis Browns, and most famously, the Chicago White Sox (twice). He was smart enough to know his talent was hopelessly wasted in the Cubs front office and left to pursue bigger and better things.
Veeck went on to invent the exploding scoreboard, the picnic area, the bullpen bar, the outfield showerhead, and countless more innovations for Comiskey Park -- home of our Sox. It was his idea too, back in the mid-1970's to give Harry Caray a microphone and lead the singing during the seventh inning stretch at Old Comiskey.
Now legions of blithering idiots wearing Cubs caps think it's their tradition. Each day they stand and sing along with an endless stream of has-been "celebrities" (like the tired and overweight Tony Orlando) or mindless jocks (like the tired and mediocre Eddie Olcyk), making a macabre scene only the Tribune Company's accountants could love. Have they no shame?
Dirty Secret #3: Those aren't homerun balls Cubs fans throw back.
Ha Ha! People from Iowa can be so dumb. They honestly think the wise guys sitting in Wrigley's outfield are throwing back homerun balls hit off Cubs pitching. What these rubes (and ignorant fans around the country) don't realize is that Wrigley's bleacher bums bring extra balls to the ballpark to fool you. They pocket the real ball and throw back one of their worthless ones. If someone else catches the homerun baseball, they offer their worthless one in trade. Finally, if some silly do-gooder catches the homerun ball (in Chicago politics they are known as "goo-goos" -- someone not on the take), they simply toss their own ball onto the field, giving every simpleton in America the illusion that the homerun ball was thrown back.
Come on America, don't be such fools! This is Chicago!!! If we can fix a courtroom (or a World Series), don't you think we can play a charade with a silly homerun ball? Sheesh...
Dirty Secret #4: Cubs fans don't wash their hands -- for good reason.
The Tribune's WGN-TV loves to show beautiful half-dressed ladies amongst the crowd in Wrigley's bleachers. What they hope no one knows about is the filthiness of the hands of the eligible guys sitting around them. They're dirty for a good reason. Restroom facilities at Wrigley are hopelessly crowded -- especially in the bleachers where the heaviest drinking occurs. Rather than endure the pain of waiting in the endless lines at Wrigley's urine troughs, the men's restroom sinks provide quick relief. The sensible Cubs fan knows not to use the sinks, but the ignorant ones do -- ick! As for the ones who don't wash their hands, we know what their hands have been touching -- ick ick!!
So stop and think next time the Tribune Company's TV cameras pander to your lustful heart. Would you really want to meet a girl who willingly sits amongst (or worse, gets pawed by) such sloven pigs? You degenerate you!
We at White Sox Interactive thought you should know. Sox fans, our hands are clean!
It says its from www.whitesoxinteractive.com (http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/) Most of the material on http://www.angelfire.com/il2/cubssuck (http://www.angelfire.com/il2/cubssuck) is from WSI. I frequent that site and most of the stuff they say on it is the truth. I cant believe they throw back their own balls to make it look like they threw back the homerun ball. thats just classless. What i can believe is that none of them wash their hands:mg:. Thats vile.:drunken::cower: