View Full Version : JR: God help us

11-16-2004, 06:32 PM
In what way would you like to see JR leave office?*

*(Creativity is a plus)

"There are no Cubs fans, only Wrigley Field Fans."-Unknown

11-16-2004, 07:18 PM
as soon as possible

11-16-2004, 07:34 PM
After his doctor screws up on emergency surgery.

Sadly, JR's insurance chose that doctor because it was his first time performing that type of surgery to save some money.

11-16-2004, 07:35 PM
Feet First

11-16-2004, 08:16 PM
The descendants of Charles Dickens sue Jerry for an unlawful and defaming portrayal of Ebenezer Scrooge. After losing the lawsuit, Jerry is forced to sell (sorry, I mean cell).

11-16-2004, 09:45 PM
After an angry mob armed with torches and pitchforks storms his castle.

11-16-2004, 09:46 PM
spontaneous combustion

11-16-2004, 09:49 PM
i would like to see him cell...sorry, sell

11-16-2004, 09:52 PM
On a rail, coated with tar and feathers. :bandance: :supernana: :bandance:

White Sox baseball, every day is an adventure.

11-16-2004, 09:53 PM
After a great offseason of no movement and seeing our 4 and 5 starters named as Grilli and Diaz, he lights a cigar, unknowing that he's sitting in a cloud of his own methane. He goes up like a 4th of July fireworks display.

11-16-2004, 09:56 PM
In what way would you like to see JR leave office?
Escorted out in handcuffs after beating Mariotti to a pulp. Then weeks later, when asked about JR, Carl Everett responds: "Like the dinosaurs, JR never existed, he was just a myth created by the media to make me feel and look stupid."

11-16-2004, 10:01 PM
i would like to see him cell...sorry, sell
:roflmao: Nice to see a little nod to the "Worst Thread Ever"