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Takatsufan
11-16-2004, 06:32 PM
In what way would you like to see JR leave office?*


*(Creativity is a plus)









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poorme
11-16-2004, 07:18 PM
as soon as possible

Jerome
11-16-2004, 07:34 PM
After his doctor screws up on emergency surgery.

Sadly, JR's insurance chose that doctor because it was his first time performing that type of surgery to save some money.

misty60481
11-16-2004, 07:35 PM
Feet First

FightingBillini
11-16-2004, 08:16 PM
The descendants of Charles Dickens sue Jerry for an unlawful and defaming portrayal of Ebenezer Scrooge. After losing the lawsuit, Jerry is forced to sell (sorry, I mean cell).

akingamongstmen
11-16-2004, 09:45 PM
After an angry mob armed with torches and pitchforks storms his castle.

CubsfansareDRUNK
11-16-2004, 09:46 PM
spontaneous combustion

fquaye149
11-16-2004, 09:49 PM
i would like to see him cell...sorry, sell

JKryl
11-16-2004, 09:52 PM
On a rail, coated with tar and feathers. :bandance: :supernana: :bandance:












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Jurr
11-16-2004, 09:53 PM
After a great offseason of no movement and seeing our 4 and 5 starters named as Grilli and Diaz, he lights a cigar, unknowing that he's sitting in a cloud of his own methane. He goes up like a 4th of July fireworks display.

illinibk
11-16-2004, 09:56 PM
In what way would you like to see JR leave office?
Escorted out in handcuffs after beating Mariotti to a pulp. Then weeks later, when asked about JR, Carl Everett responds: "Like the dinosaurs, JR never existed, he was just a myth created by the media to make me feel and look stupid."

akingamongstmen
11-16-2004, 10:01 PM
i would like to see him cell...sorry, sell
:roflmao: Nice to see a little nod to the "Worst Thread Ever"