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SouthSide_HitMen
11-16-2004, 04:13 PM
Possible 2005 Chicago White Sox Marketing Theme? :tongue:

Today we are at Anthony's barbershop in Bridgeport.

Old man #1 "What is that a Boston Red Sox Cap?"

Young Kid - "Yeah, they are World Champs and dumped Nomar on the Cubs"

Old Man #1 - "You live in Bridgeport son, the White Sox are your team"

Young Kid - "You Grandfather never saw a World Championship here and with Reinsdorf and Williams running things, your grandkids probably never will either."

Old Man #2 "Blasphemy"

Old Man #1 - "Going to US Phone Company Field with the canned music drowning out Nancy Faust, the new premium ticket prices, the several company ad race commericals and being banished to the upper deck is an entertainment extravaganza"

Old Man #2 - "A spectacle for the ages"

Old Man #1 - "We will back Reinsdorf and Williams until the end of time. Through Thick & Thin."

Old Man #2 - "Thick & Thin".

Procol Harum
11-16-2004, 04:23 PM
Possible 2005 Chicago White Sox Marketing Theme? :tongue:
How about: "The White Sox--Not as Bad As They Could Be"

Baby Fisk
11-16-2004, 04:28 PM
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: PREDICTABLE AS A BOWEL MOVEMENT, WITH THE SAME RESULTS.

Tekijawa
11-16-2004, 04:46 PM
White Sox Baseball: Crickets chirping

Uncle_Patrick
11-16-2004, 05:02 PM
How about: "The White Sox--Not as Bad As They Could Be"
I like that one. Or the alternate: "White Sox Baseball - It Could Be Worse"

voodoochile
11-16-2004, 05:07 PM
Possible 2005 Chicago White Sox Marketing Theme? :tongue:

Today we are at Anthony's barbershop in Bridgeport.

Old man #1 "What is that a Boston Red Sox Cap?"

Young Kid - "Yeah, they are World Champs and dumped Nomar on the Cubs"

Old Man #1 - "You live in Bridgeport son, the White Sox are your team"

Young Kid - "You Grandfather never saw a World Championship here and with Reinsdorf and Williams running things, your grandkids probably never will either."

Old Man #2 "Blasphemy"

Old Man #1 - "Going to US Phone Company Field with the canned music drowning out Nancy Faust, the new premium ticket prices, the several company ad race commericals and being banished to the upper deck is an entertainment extravaganza"

Old Man #2 - "A spectacle for the ages"

Old Man #1 - "We will back Reinsdorf and Williams until the end of time. Through Thick & Thin."

Old Man #2 - "Thick & Thin".
Shouldn't that be "thin and thinner"? :o:

FightingBillini
11-16-2004, 05:09 PM
White Sox Baseball - Watch a game without dodging falling concrete
-or-
White Sox Baseball - A ballpark that doesn't smell like urine

WikdChiSoxFan
11-16-2004, 08:35 PM
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Blue Collar Baseball, White Collar Prices

WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Ever heard of us?

WHITE SOX BASEBALL: An excercise in futility

WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Are you a pessimist yet?

All right, this is making me depressed...

WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Still an unbelievably good time.

WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Best fans in the game

aah...much better...

Takatsufan
11-16-2004, 08:41 PM
White Sox Baseball - Still getting fans after all these years

White Sox Baseball - Owned and operated by a Neo-Nazi since 1981

Jerome
11-16-2004, 08:43 PM
White Sox baseball: We will catch lighting in a bottle one of these years and win something.

Viva Magglio
11-16-2004, 09:54 PM
White Sox Baseball: Blame Scott Boras

SomebodyToldMe
11-16-2004, 09:57 PM
The Boras one is great...But I like:

White Sox Baseball: An Abusive Relationship

better.

whitesoxwilkes
11-16-2004, 10:14 PM
White Sox Baseball: Get Nothing And Like It

Or, the same hoary chestnut from last year:

White Sox Baseball: It Tastes Like Burning

Soxzilla
11-16-2004, 10:16 PM
White Sox Baseball : Spazzing out and flipping buffet tables at a stadium near you.

PaleHoseGeorge
11-16-2004, 10:16 PM
White Sox Baseball: Money better spent elsewhere.

duke of dorwood
11-16-2004, 10:22 PM
Shouldn't that be "thin and thinner"? :o:
No, the owners wallet gets thick, mine gets thin

dangler
11-16-2004, 10:38 PM
White Sox Baseball: It's all your fault.

CubsfansareDRUNK
11-16-2004, 10:42 PM
White sox baseball: At least we're not the cubs!

illinibk
11-16-2004, 10:59 PM
White Sox Baseball: It's better than being in Detroit

guillen4life13
11-17-2004, 12:01 AM
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: PREDICTABLE AS A BOWEL MOVEMENT, WITH THE SAME RESULTS.
There's my favorite one.

Jjav829
11-17-2004, 12:36 AM
Possible 2005 Chicago White Sox Marketing Theme? :tongue:

Today we are at Anthony's barbershop in Bridgeport.

Old man #1 "What is that a Boston Red Sox Cap?"

Young Kid - "Yeah, they are World Champs and dumped Nomar on the Cubs"

Old Man #1 - "You live in Bridgeport son, the White Sox are your team"

Young Kid - "You Grandfather never saw a World Championship here and with Reinsdorf and Williams running things, your grandkids probably never will either."

Old Man #2 "Blasphemy"

Old Man #1 - "Going to US Phone Company Field with the canned music drowning out Nancy Faust, the new premium ticket prices, a goofy mascot, the several company ad race commericals and being banished to the upper deck is an entertainment extravaganza"

Kirk Hinrich - "Don't mess with my man Southpaw"

Old Man #2 - "A spectacle for the ages"

Old Man #1 - "We will back Reinsdorf and Williams until the end of time. Through Thick & Thin."

Old Man #2 - "Thick & Thin".
I think if you add Kirk Hinrich to the commercial, it'd be much better. I edited your commercial to reflect the changes. :cool:

SoxFanTillDeath
11-17-2004, 09:24 AM
White Sox Baseball: We got fireworks on Fridays and Saturdays!

White Sox Baseball: Where every night's a Venezuelan night.

White Sox Baseball: (yawn)

White Sox Baseball: Under 40 pay extra.

eriqjaffe
11-17-2004, 09:35 AM
White Sox Baseball: Now 100% Boras-Free!

White Sox Baseball: You'll Eat What You're Served And Like It, Mister!

White Sox Baseball: Will Green Seats Shut You Up?

White Sox Baseball: Someone's Watching! Look Busy!

DaveIsHere
11-17-2004, 09:46 AM
Whitesox Baseball:Mediocrity gets you no where

SoxFan78
11-17-2004, 09:57 AM
White Sox Baseball: Pay more to see better teams

White Sox Baseball: Where the FANS pay for better talent

OG4LIFE
11-17-2004, 02:14 PM
White Sox Baseball: The Other Sox

Takatsufan
11-17-2004, 08:22 PM
White Sox Baseball: A Southside answer to a Northside problem
:hawk "He Gone"

Procol Harum
11-18-2004, 10:45 AM
White Sox Baseball: The Other Sox
Ouch--that hurts.

LoveTheSox
11-18-2004, 06:11 PM
I really like all the slogan ideas. I have to throw a few more ideas in.

How about?...

White Sox Baseball: Get Used To Disappointment

White Sox Baseball: Always Second Best

White Sox Baseball: No Curses Here...We're Just That Bad

White Sox Baseball: Best Groundskeeper In The League

Wow! I'm more bitter than I thought.

fuzzy_patters
11-19-2004, 12:21 PM
White Sox Baseball: Rearranging Deck Chairs Since 1959.

PaleHoseGeorge
11-19-2004, 12:27 PM
White Sox Baseball: You're CRAZY, that will never work!

DumpJerry
11-19-2004, 01:29 PM
WHITE SOX "BASEBALL"
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Goat cheese free on Wednesdays.
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Don't get too excited.
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: More disappointing that seeing the hot girl kiss the other guy.
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: At least you have your health.
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: We will not mess up your October social and travel plans.

JKryl
11-19-2004, 03:59 PM
I like that one. Or the alternate: "White Sox Baseball - It Could Be Worse"
I like my own: White Sox baseball, every day is an adventure.

JKryl
11-19-2004, 04:03 PM
Or, White Sox baseball, making excuses since 1959.

southsider17
11-19-2004, 04:27 PM
WHITE SOX BASEBALL ..... that's all I've got.:(:

NWSox
11-20-2004, 01:46 AM
WHITE SOX BASEBALL: Second place isn't so bad.

hosieryofthegods
11-21-2004, 03:56 AM
White Sox Baseball: What? That's it?

White Sox Baseball: Like a kick in the junk.

White Sox Baseball: Face it, we're bad.

Jurr
11-21-2004, 12:18 PM
White Sox baseball: Who farted? Oh..it's just us.

CubsfansareDRUNK
11-21-2004, 12:41 PM
[QUOTE=DumpJerry]WHITE SOX "BASEBALL"
[QUOTE]
:rolling: Thats a good one

white sox baseball: free miguel olivo hats on thursday

mdep524
11-21-2004, 01:48 PM
Gotta chime in here...

White Sox Baseball: Who Says "Almost" Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades?
White Sox Baseball: *crickets chirping*
White Sox Baseball: ...remember that time Sammy corked his bat?

SOXSINCE'70
11-21-2004, 03:20 PM
White Sox Baseball: Oy Vey,not again!!:anon: :anon:

CarlosMay'sThumb
11-21-2004, 04:34 PM
White Sox Baseball - Still getting fans after all these years

White Sox Baseball - Owned and operated by a Neo-Nazi since 1981
I'm all for some funny punchlines - but calling a Jew a Nazi is low:mad: . Personally, I think you owe Reinsdorf an apology. Publically.

chidavid18
11-21-2004, 07:44 PM
Being that I am Jewish.

jcirish85
11-21-2004, 09:59 PM
White Sox Baseball: Always the best of the losers!

Whitesox029
11-23-2004, 12:01 AM
YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX: The ONLY second place team in a 200 mile radius.

SomebodyToldMe
11-23-2004, 12:43 AM
I'm all for some funny punchlines - but calling a Jew a Nazi is low:mad: . Personally, I think you owe Reinsdorf an apology. Publically.
Ah come on, I thought it was funny.

Anywho...

White Sox Baseball: The Kids Can Play......In the Minors Anyway.
White Sox Baseball: THE DODGERS ARE COMING IN 2005!