Cub fans and masturbation...

[chisoxfanatic]

To come to think of it, being a Cub fan and being a masturbater basically is the same thing. Both feel so good at first, but then you realize you're only ****ing yourself!!!!!

May the Cubs die today!!!

[PaleHoseGeorge]

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[SomebodyToldMe]

I am NOT a cub fan.