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eriqjaffe
09-17-2004, 08:20 AM
Scores Of Cubs Fans Killed In Tragic Bandwagon Crash (http://www.thebrushback.com/cubsfansdead_full.htm)

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“Geez, I’m real sorry to hear that all those folks got hurt,” said pitcher Mark Prior. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see this coming, though. You could hear the wheels squeaking on that thing weeks ago. A lot of people were whispering that it wasn’t that sturdy and something terrible was going to happen, just like last year. This should be a lesson to all Cubs fans. Next time the wheels start falling off, bail out as fast as you can. Never, ever get on a Cubs bandwagon. You’re taking your life into your own hands.”

Lem_Siddons
09-17-2004, 08:30 AM
Problem is most Cub fans are wondering "what's a bandwagon", "did I jump on", and "when is halftime".

bigfoot
09-17-2004, 10:07 AM
Problem is most Cub fans are wondering "what's a bandwagon", "did I jump on", and "when is halftime".
#1: Where's the beer bong?!

Lem_Siddons
09-17-2004, 11:40 AM
#1: Where's the beer bong?!
Every ScRubs fan knows exactly where the beer bong is, it's left field they have a problem with.

GiveMeSox
09-17-2004, 01:59 PM
Scores Of Cubs Fans Killed In Tragic Bandwagon Crash (http://www.thebrushback.com/cubsfansdead_full.htm)

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As jim rome would say "Hilarious.......(long pause)"