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SOXSINCE'70
08-29-2004, 06:10 PM
Haiku:A poem consisting of 3 lines:
1st line-5 syllables
2nd line-7 syllables
3rd line-5 syllables

Feel free to contribute your own feelings (in verse) about the
suckfest that is the 2004 Chicago White Sox.:(: :angry:

Frustration mounting.
Throw ball away,lose again.
Blow up,start over.:(: :(: :(:

whitesoxwilkes
08-29-2004, 06:17 PM
Optimistic thought

Pushed away by more corpseball

Wait until next year.

santo=dorf
08-29-2004, 06:20 PM
Odalis Perez

and Russ Ortiz are better

than Judy Garland.

Actually, that sounds more like William Shatner talk.

dcb33
08-29-2004, 10:06 PM
Borchard's in the game?
What a worthless piece of crap!
Send him to the Cubs.

voodoochile
08-29-2004, 10:40 PM
knee bones and tendons
carry great expectations
Sox fans are weeping

Johnny Mostil
08-29-2004, 10:47 PM
It's July two-four

And we are ten games over!

Whoops--wait 'til next year

bigfoot
08-29-2004, 10:58 PM
Sox season is beer.
Starting cool, fresh and bubbly,
Only to end flat.

SomebodyToldMe
08-30-2004, 02:13 AM
Here we go again
Another Sox season blown
Go to hell, Cubbies

ma_deuce
08-30-2004, 09:22 AM
We lost to Cleveland?
By a score of nine to zip?
Where is that bottle!

:gulp: :gulp: :gulp:

Deuce

Erik The Red
08-30-2004, 09:47 AM
Optimistic thought

Pushed away by more corpseball

Wait 'til next year, again. That last line was 6 syllables.

...And that one's WAY BACK!
STRETCH! Get back there!... And you can
put it on the board... YES!

Baby Fisk
08-30-2004, 10:04 AM
September dawns cold.
Sox fans turn again to the
NL Wild Card race. :(:

TornLabrum
08-30-2004, 10:05 AM
Jon, Damaso, Mike,
Joe, Joe, Willie, Roberto...
God, we really suck!

whitesoxwilkes
08-30-2004, 10:20 AM
That last line was 6 syllables.

...And that one's WAY BACK!
STRETCH! Get back there!... And you can
put it on the board... YES!
Not any more. Oops! :bandance:

voodoochile
08-30-2004, 10:31 AM
Not any more. Oops! :bandance:
Yeah, now it's 7...
You went the wrong direction
5,7,5, please

:D:

SOXSINCE'70
08-30-2004, 10:49 AM
Did they stop trying?

Saeson's lost,so why bother?

Losses growing old.:(: :(: :(:
GO MARLINS!!!!

SOXSINCE'70
08-30-2004, 10:51 AM
Jon, Damaso, Mike,
Joe, Joe, Willie, Roberto...
God, we really suck!
Sadly,you are correct.:(: :(:

Erik The Red
08-30-2004, 10:55 AM
"What's changed? Everything."
Now that OzzieBall is here
What a ****ing crock

Mickster
08-30-2004, 11:08 AM
The White Sox have no
testicular fortitude.
Man we really suck! :(:

Johnny Mostil
08-30-2004, 11:15 AM
Eighty seven years

It has been way too long since

Nineteen seventeen


Kinda cheap, I know, but that 1917 number gnaws at me from time to time.

Here's another:

Time keeps on marching

Two Russian revolutions

Since Sox won Series

24thStFan
08-30-2004, 12:46 PM
That punk Torri's hit

Put us out of contention.

Sox lack tough leaders.

longshot7
08-30-2004, 04:07 PM
Time keeps on marching

Two Russian revolutions

Since Sox won Series
Terrific!!! I love historical ones:

Cold War come and gone
Since the Sox last poured champagne
over a trophy

Baby Fisk
08-30-2004, 04:17 PM
Terrific!!! I love historical ones:

Cold War come and gone
Since the Sox last poured champagne
over a trophy
Teddy Roosevelt
walked the Earth last time the Sox
won the World Series. :(:

nccwsfan
08-30-2004, 04:29 PM
Borchard hits a bomb

longest homer at the Cell

chew on that Sox fans

Baby Fisk
08-30-2004, 04:33 PM
Too little, too late:
Mike Jackson has been released.
Way to go, Kenny!

lths06
08-30-2004, 04:40 PM
Heres a Haiku that Im actually turning in tomorrow for my creative writing class (We were just assigned this today).

The shrine called Wrigley
Symbol of hope for Cub fans
Comes crumbling down

And a monosyllabic poem I handed in yesterday:

"Current attitude of the White Sox"
Why
Try?

Apperently I cant count. Ill change it to "Slowly crunbles down"

TornLabrum
08-30-2004, 05:12 PM
Heres a Haiku that Im actually turning in tomorrow for my creative writing class (We were just assigned this today).

The shrine called Wrigley
Symbol of hope for Cub fans
Comes crumbling down

And a monosyllabic poem I handed in yesterday:

"Current attitude of the White Sox"
Why
Try?
Um...only 4 syllables in the last line of the Haiku.

SOXROX02
08-30-2004, 07:42 PM
Um...only 4 syllables in the last line of the Haiku.
Not if you pronounce it Crum-bul-ling :cool:

SOXSINCE'70
08-30-2004, 08:58 PM
Borchard hits a bomb
Then K's 3 times,looking sick.
A poor Sox season.:(:

A. Cavatica
08-30-2004, 09:14 PM
In spite of Ozzie
Sox are still out of it by
Bud Billiken Day

whitesoxwilkes
08-30-2004, 09:33 PM
Yeah, now it's 7...
You went the wrong direction
5,7,5, please

:D:
FIXED! For the last time! :tongue:

SOXROX02
08-30-2004, 09:35 PM
Season down the tubes
Seven point 5 games away
Mmm...still got churros

voodoochile
08-30-2004, 10:05 PM
turn out the lights the
party's over they say that
all good things must end

Who knew that Dandy Don was such a poet...:D:

CubsfansareDRUNK
08-30-2004, 10:11 PM
Sox are doing bad
Smell of Wine and cigarettes
I hate the cubbies

row18
08-30-2004, 10:15 PM
October will past,
Without Series rings again,
God bless us next year, amen

JohnBasedowYoda
08-31-2004, 12:13 AM
In spite of Ozzie
Sox are still out of it by
Bud Billiken Day

awesome man!

Get the pineapple
Out of my butt,I
can't root for losers

Jose Jose Take
Your Golden Sombrero And
go to milwaukee

JohnBasedowYoda
08-31-2004, 12:16 AM
We are not but fools
Thinking we are real sports fans
This churro is cold

Johnny Mostil
08-31-2004, 07:18 AM
Can't help myself . . .

For the paranoid:

Sox get Garcia
He becomes the staff rock! But
Will he pitch again?

For the KW fan/Yank basher:

Sox trade Loaiza
Can Yanks fix delivery?
No--ELo still blows

For the curious:

Where is King Xerxes?
Fans ask: How would Farmer sound
Talking in Haiku?

lths06
08-31-2004, 04:32 PM
FYI to everyone: the 5-7-5 format is the Japp. "style", the american Haiko is
3-5-3, if you want to play around w/ that.

Johnny Mostil
08-31-2004, 05:44 PM
FYI to everyone: the 5-7-5 format is the Japp. "style", the american Haiko is
3-5-3, if you want to play around w/ that.
Is there not
also a five-nine-
five format?

I need a beer . . .

Mohoney
08-31-2004, 06:02 PM
Garland really sucks.
Every time I see him pitch,
I pray for raindrops.

CubsfansareDRUNK
08-31-2004, 06:16 PM
Garland really sucks.
Every time I see him pitch,
I pray for raindrops.
NICE:cool:

lths06
08-31-2004, 06:41 PM
Is there not
also a five-nine-
five format?

I need a beer . . .
Not that I know of...

Nick@Nite
08-31-2004, 07:42 PM
Sox! I need a beer.
Someone pass me a beer, please!
Hey, I work out. Sox!

JohnBasedowYoda
09-01-2004, 12:24 AM
Lite and Genuine
And a Kosher or Polish?
What place are we in?

No don't go to third!
Thrown out you greedy bastard!
I'm glad it's half price

I'm from alsip and
Go to sox games, and i'm not
a hillbilly man!

ma_deuce
09-01-2004, 12:51 AM
If not for baseball,
One Nut Kruk would be homeless.
Ignorant moron!

Oh no, not again!
Another Farmer story.
Please Lord, kill me now!

Is D.J. asleep?
Haven't heard a peep since May.
Hawk puts all to sleep.

Deuce

jackbrohamer
09-01-2004, 12:59 AM
Season's hopes are dead
and the only Sox All-Star
now stinks out the Bronx

Johnny Mostil
09-01-2004, 08:06 AM
"A New Year's Plea"

No more schedules that
Around July or August
Again say "fold here"