If the Sox win the division...

[MarkEdward]

... I will personally pay for the sponsorship of the following player pages at Baseball-reference.com:
Shingo Takatsu
Ben Davis
Juan Uribe

Seriously. Which reminds me, I need to update the payment of my Mark Johnson page. I'll be dropping Al Lopez, so anyone here is free to claim him if anyone's interested.

[Whitesox029]

....and I will personally finish eating DJ's notebook.

[LongLiveFisk]

Didn't Hawk say that he would shave his underarms and legs if the Sox won the division? :redface:

Just one more reason to root hard for the Sox! :bandance: