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CubsSuckMySox182
08-05-2004, 09:33 AM
I received an e-mail from a friend of mine with two Cubs/Sox jokes...I don't know how funny they are, but I figured I'd share them with everyone nonetheless...Enjoy!

Fifty years from now, Sammy Sosa dies and goes to Heaven. Sammy checks in with St. Peter who says, "Well, you seem to have been a pretty good person, a ball player....Let me show you to your house." Sammy is escorted to a massive home painted in red and blue. The windows are filled with Cubs flags, and even the mail box has a big red "C" on it. Sammy is delighted. The next day Sosa is walking through heaven, and he notices a house at least 10 times the size of his. This house is black and white, adorned with Sox logos everywhere, and has a replica of the Comiskey Park score board in the front yard. Agitated, Sammy heads over to St. Peter and says, "You know, my house is great and all, but I have to ask...What did Frank Thomas do in his life time that he received a house like this!?!?" St. Peter looked at Sosa a little confused and said, "Oh, that's not Frank Thomas' house....That's God's."


A Bears fan, Sox fan, Cubs fan, and Bulls fan are climbing Mount Everest, and all of them are arguing about who is the most devoted Chicago fan. Upon reaching the top, The Bears fan screams, "I am the most dedicated of all the Chicago fans, and I can prove it!" The Bears fan then flings himself off the mountain while screaming, "This is for the '85 Bears!!!" The Bulls fan, not wanting to be out done, then screams, "This is for the Bulls of the 90's!" And he throws himself off the mountain. Astounded, the Sox fan and Cubs fan get close to the edge and look at each other. The Sox fan then yells, "This is for White Sox fans everywhere!" and shoves the Cubs fan off the mountain.

Alright, I hope you guys liked those...Sorry if they were really lame!

fledgedrallycap
08-05-2004, 09:39 AM
I've heard both before in various formats, but the second is by far the funniest of the two.

CubsfansareDRUNK
08-05-2004, 10:45 AM
As i post in every one of these threads..i have an endless supply of cubs suck jokes. im just to lazy to put them up :tongue: . (by the way, ive heard both of those b4. both great!:D: )



-CFAD

CubsfansareDRUNK
08-05-2004, 10:54 AM
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That's wonderful!" says Einstein. "We can talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss!!" Next, Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "144." "That's great!" responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs."

Finally, Einstein goes to yet another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Einstein immediately responds. "How about those Cubbies?"




Does anyone know what they call wining teams in The North Side?

VISITORS.

Hope these gave you a laugh



-CFAD

CubsSuckMySox182
08-05-2004, 12:19 PM
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That's wonderful!" says Einstein. "We can talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss!!" Next, Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "144." "That's great!" responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs."

Finally, Einstein goes to yet another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Einstein immediately responds. "How about those Cubbies?"




Does anyone know what they call wining teams in The North Side?

VISITORS.
Hope these gave you a laugh



-CFAD
lol Good stuff

MarkM2112
08-05-2004, 04:12 PM
There should be a dedicated thread for cub jokes "stickied" at the top of the page, so we don't have to wonder wheather a joke was posted before or not...

CubsfansareDRUNK
08-05-2004, 05:11 PM
There should be a dedicated thread for cub jokes "stickied" at the top of the page, so we don't have to wonder wheather a joke was posted before or not...
LMAO! Good idea!!!!:thumbsup: