View Full Version : The Losing Streak: A Pictorial Tribute

08-01-2004, 01:57 AM

Game 1: Ross Gload gets a little too excited and decides to make an asinine attempt at going to third after a Rowand single. He is tagged out easily, squandering another Sox opportunity.


Game 1: Crazy Carl strikes out and is already getting frustrated. Hey dino boy, you guys haven't even lost the first game yet!


Game 1: Burke, acting a clumsy fool, commits a hilarious blunder, diving for and missing a pop fly.


Game 2: Blanco proves that not even the 100% most solid, most consistent guy on our roster is safe as he admires his two-run blast off of Burley-mon.


Game 2: Torii, who had publicly blasted the Sox through the news media only a few days earlier, commits the most heinous, dirtiest cheap shot of the season. He would escape the series unscathed.


Game 3: Ben Davis waiting, waiting, waiting... nice hair, though.


Game 3: The former "best player on the team" shows us quite vividly that hitting is not the only thing he is capable of failing miserably at.


Game 4: Twinkie love. Is there any sight more disgusting?


Game 4: Shingo views images in his head of a violent homicide for Valentin-E and all his cursed dropped fouls.

08-01-2004, 01:59 AM

Game 4: As much as Ozzie likes to talk about it... breaking up a double play, it doesn't happen a lot.


Game 5: The top of the order fails to get on base... again.


Game 5: This is simply the kinda **** that happens on a long losing streak.


Game 6: How many times is this? Jesus Christ. We must lead the league in rain delays. Or as Ozzie would say, "the history of baseball."


Game 6: Judy doesn't **** around. When he's gonna be giving up some runs, you know it's gonna happen right in the first inning. But hey. "That's just the way he pitches."


Game 6: When a reliever comes in and loses the game, he can display a myriad of emotions. Some get angry. Others display some depression and sadness. Here, Marte gives us, uh, his O face?


Game 7: Even Paulie himself admits that his ass is slow. I guess it's good that he's not in denial... right guys?!


Game 7: That's... not going to be good for anybody.

Please please please get a win tomorrow.

08-01-2004, 02:05 AM
Well it made me laugh. Your lines underneath were funny. Not nearly as funny (ie pathetic) this team has been.

red faber
08-01-2004, 02:54 AM
funny,yet sad..

08-01-2004, 03:59 AM
Lovely tribute.


08-01-2004, 04:14 AM
That pic of Pollitte scared the hell out of me