View Full Version : Old, amusing article on Jurassic Carl

07-19-2004, 09:44 PM
Pretty damn funny.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/news/2000/07/19/everett_flashback/ (http://http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/news/2000/07/19/everett_flashback/)

07-19-2004, 10:22 PM
link doesn't work.

07-19-2004, 10:37 PM
The man is a walking, talking blunt instrument.:rolling:

07-19-2004, 10:47 PM
link doesn't work.
I don't think Carl believes in your sig either.

Erik The Red
07-19-2004, 10:52 PM
link doesn't work.

try this one

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/news/2000/07/19/everett_flashback/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/news/2000/07/19/everett_flashback/)

Edit: This WYSIWYG editor is a piece of crap.

07-19-2004, 10:53 PM
still doesn't work for me

07-19-2004, 10:58 PM
still doesn't work for me
click the first link and take off one of the http://

07-19-2004, 11:01 PM
thanks works now

Erik The Red
07-19-2004, 11:02 PM
I fixed the one I posted above. The little "Insert Link" button asks you for a URL, and no matter what you put in there, it adds a little "http://" to the beginning of the URL.

07-20-2004, 01:04 AM

07-20-2004, 01:31 AM
MWAHAHAHA!!! Funniest article ever. This article has so many hilarious quotes...
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve," Everett said last Friday, before the Red Sox lost two of three in Atlanta. "The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
What about dinosaur bones?

"Made by man," he says.

Everett has trouble, too, with the idea of man actually walking on the moon. After first rejecting the notion, he concedes, "Yeah, that could have happened. It's possible. That is something you could prove. You can't prove dinosaurs ever existed. I feel it's far-fetched.""My locker is next to his," shortstop Nomar Garciaparra says, "so I try not to get into long conversations with him. I'll just say, 'Uh, gotta go, Carl.'""Carl Everett is the best player in the major leagues," says Marlins righthander Ryan Dempster. "Just ask Carl Everett.":tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

34 Inch Stick
07-20-2004, 07:42 AM
I love Crazy Carl because of his ignorance.

Brooks Boyer should have a Carl Everett Dinosaur Beanie Baby give away promotion.