PaleHoseGeorge
09-27-2001, 10:32 AM
The headlines for the past two days have been outrageous. In fact, it has been the headlines that have been most outrageous all season long. Clowns like Rogers and Sullivan don't write the headlines; the Cubune editors do.
So is it any surprise these upwardly-mobile corporate toads have treated us to the following...
After Tuesday's loss, the Cubune buried the Sox on page six with this headline: "Sox still can't solve Twins". Of course the Flubbies had lost, too, to the last-place Pirates, the worst team in the league. The Cubune toadies gave them this page one (bottom of the page) headline: "Role Reversal: Pirates Romp".
So after last night's Sox victory and the Cubs finally beating the Pirates, here's how the Cubune spins it. The Sox get a left-handed compliment with this page three headline: "Surging Sox finally solve fading Twins". Meanwhile the Cubs get page one's feature headline "Last (home)stand, Cubs seal 'must' win--and must keep winning"
Now exactly how is the Twins "fade" any different than the Cubs'? Why weren't the "fading Cubs" noted in Tuesday's headline? And how is it the Cubune will take a slap at the Sox's opponent, Minnesota, a team that actually accomplished something this year, while the Flubs' opponent, the worst team in the National League, gets off with nothing at all? The Cubune's toadies aren't saying. There are promotions waiting for those most-favored. No sense rocking the boat taking a needless jab at a sister division's performance.
And butter wouldn't melt in their mouth.
Remember this next time one of the Cubune employees whines how unfair it is to accuse them of bias.
So is it any surprise these upwardly-mobile corporate toads have treated us to the following...
After Tuesday's loss, the Cubune buried the Sox on page six with this headline: "Sox still can't solve Twins". Of course the Flubbies had lost, too, to the last-place Pirates, the worst team in the league. The Cubune toadies gave them this page one (bottom of the page) headline: "Role Reversal: Pirates Romp".
So after last night's Sox victory and the Cubs finally beating the Pirates, here's how the Cubune spins it. The Sox get a left-handed compliment with this page three headline: "Surging Sox finally solve fading Twins". Meanwhile the Cubs get page one's feature headline "Last (home)stand, Cubs seal 'must' win--and must keep winning"
Now exactly how is the Twins "fade" any different than the Cubs'? Why weren't the "fading Cubs" noted in Tuesday's headline? And how is it the Cubune will take a slap at the Sox's opponent, Minnesota, a team that actually accomplished something this year, while the Flubs' opponent, the worst team in the National League, gets off with nothing at all? The Cubune's toadies aren't saying. There are promotions waiting for those most-favored. No sense rocking the boat taking a needless jab at a sister division's performance.
And butter wouldn't melt in their mouth.
Remember this next time one of the Cubune employees whines how unfair it is to accuse them of bias.