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Viva Magglio
07-08-2004, 05:44 PM
:ozzie
"I can be the biggest p**** ever."

Has ESPN 1000 ever heard of something called the seven second delay???

Realist
07-08-2004, 05:46 PM
:ozzie
"I can be the biggest p**** ever."

Has ESPN 1000 ever heard of something called the seven second delay???
Wow...he really did say that. I have the TV on as I'm cruising the board and they had the same interview. I thought I was hearing things. I turned around and looked at the TV...:?:

Cubbiesuck13
07-08-2004, 05:49 PM
Wow...he really did say that. I have the TV on as I'm cruising the board and they had the same interview. I thought I was hearing things. I turned around and looked at the TV...:?:
what exactly was he saying it for?

Kadafi311
07-08-2004, 05:53 PM
:ozzie
"I can be the biggest p**** ever."

Has ESPN 1000 ever heard of something called the seven second delay???
Tell it like it is Ozzie!

npdempse
07-08-2004, 05:56 PM
does that end in a k or a y? Very different meanings.

TornLabrum
07-08-2004, 05:59 PM
:ozzie
"I can be the biggest p**** ever."

Has ESPN 1000 ever heard of something called the seven second delay???
For anyone who has ever been involved in a conversation with Guillen, either as a participant or listener, this is no surprise. He dropped a few F-bombs and a couple of s-words at the WCSF luncheon last month during the Q&A segment.

Palehose13
07-08-2004, 06:02 PM
does that end in a k or a y? Very different meanings.

Ends in a "K". My girl and I thought it was pretty darn funny.

Blob
07-08-2004, 06:04 PM
The Land of Oz. I love it!

the_valenstache
07-08-2004, 06:08 PM
does that end in a k or a y? Very different meanings.
A huge difference indeed;


:ozzie
"K"


:jerry
"Y"

Cubbiesuck13
07-08-2004, 06:12 PM
Ends in a "K". My girl and I thought it was pretty darn funny.was he talking about the meeting he had with the team during the game?

SOXSINCE'70
07-08-2004, 06:17 PM
I had no problem with Ozzie using the "p" word.The club needs to wake up and wake up now.Ozzie Guiilen will see to it that this team is ready for war.
Count on it.:angry: :angry: :angry:

Palehose13
07-08-2004, 06:17 PM
was he talking about the meeting he had with the team during the game?

I believe so. We are nursing severe hangovers after going to Chicago for the game Tuesday and then going to Miller Park (and then to the bar) last night. I'm attempting to to work on a final assessment and she is...well, let's just say she doesn't take hangovers well. I have the postgame show on and we were half-listening until Ozzie said that he could be a huge *****.

sidenote: I got an Ozzie Guillen growth chart (circa late 80's) from e-bay delivered today. Imagine what my gal had to say about his comment in relation to the growth chart.
:o:

Cubbiesuck13
07-08-2004, 06:38 PM
sidenote: I got an Ozzie Guillen growth chart (circa late 80's) from e-bay delivered today. Imagine what my gal had to say about his comment in relation to the growth chart.
:o:
what exactly is a growth chart?

eurotrash35
07-08-2004, 06:40 PM
wait, so what word did he use?

SoxxoS
07-08-2004, 06:54 PM
I am assuming female genitalia.

Wait until the FCC gets word...this may be a $125,000 fine. Maybe that should be in teal...maybe not...:cool:

LongLiveFisk
07-08-2004, 06:55 PM
A huge difference indeed;


:ozzie
"K"


:jerry
"Y"
:rolling: You have my vote for POTW, Mr Valenstache!

ChiWhiteSox1337
07-08-2004, 06:56 PM
:rolling: You have my vote for POTW, Mr Valenstache! agreed. it's funny because it's true! --homer simpson

Palehose13
07-08-2004, 07:09 PM
I am assuming female genitalia.


Nope. Male.

Growth Chart: (it's 7 feet)
http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/0a/2a/5d_1.JPG

Cubbiesuck13
07-08-2004, 07:10 PM
Nope. Male.

Growth Chart: (it's 7 feet)
http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/0a/2a/5d_1.JPG

thats funny. awsome too.

Palehose13
07-08-2004, 07:14 PM
thats funny. awsome too.
It's awesome and looking really good in my office. :bandance:

chisoxfanforever
07-08-2004, 08:15 PM
I am assuming female genitalia.

Wait until the FCC gets word...this may be a $125,000 fine. Maybe that should be in teal...maybe not...:cool:
The word that Ozzie used rhymes with stick. It's what you do if you stick yourself with a pin.

Jerko
07-08-2004, 08:48 PM
It's like the old saying goes; you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick.:o:

Viva Magglio
07-08-2004, 08:51 PM
For anyone who has ever been involved in a conversation with Guillen, either as a participant or listener, this is no surprise. He dropped a few F-bombs and a couple of s-words at the WCSF luncheon last month during the Q&A segment.
How did that go over with Ella, the matriarch of our fandom, and the other ladies of WCSF?

Brian26
07-08-2004, 08:58 PM
:ozzie
"I can be the biggest p**** ever."

Has ESPN 1000 ever heard of something called the seven second delay???
Gosh, Ozzie's a bit hard to understand sometimes. I'd hate to be the board op working the controls and delay button. If something slip's by out of Ozzie's mouth, I think you have to give the guys in the studio the benefit of the doubt. It's just hard to understand him sometimes.

MarqSox
07-08-2004, 09:11 PM
I am assuming female genitalia.

Wait until the FCC gets word...this may be a $125,000 fine. Maybe that should be in teal...maybe not...:cool:I can't think of any female genitalia that has a "K" at the end. Think again.

idseer
07-08-2004, 09:17 PM
How did that go over with Ella, the matriarch of our fandom, and the other ladies of WCSF?thank you jerko! it only took 22 posts for someone to actually say it. :rolleyes:


sheesh! big deal.

SOXSINCE'70
07-08-2004, 09:21 PM
It's like the old saying goes; you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick.:o:
Thank you,George Carlin.:D: :D: :D:

pissonthecubs
07-08-2004, 09:29 PM
:ozzie
"I can be the biggest p**** ever."

Has ESPN 1000 ever heard of something called the seven second delay???
just another reason why i like ozzie and things that make him better then JM.

LongLiveFisk
07-08-2004, 09:34 PM
Gosh, Ozzie's a bit hard to understand sometimes. I'd hate to be the board op working the controls and delay button. If something slip's by out of Ozzie's mouth, I think you have to give the guys in the studio the benefit of the doubt. It's just hard to understand him sometimes.
Actually, anyone who was listening when he said it will agree with me that in this case, there was NO mistaking the word whatsoever. Some words he may mispronounce a little or misuse a bit (obviously, and that's ok since English is not his native language) but he said this word just as clearly as you or I would.

TornLabrum
07-08-2004, 10:44 PM
How did that go over with Ella, the matriarch of our fandom, and the other ladies of WCSF?
They're used to it...and they love Ozzie. Those women weren't born yesterday, you know. Well maybe yesterday 1920....

chisox06
07-08-2004, 11:05 PM
For those of you that may be wanting to know the whole spiel ozzie said "I can be the nicest guy in the clubhouse or I can be the biggest P**ck ever". Talk about anti-JM one thing you cannot question Oz about is his desire and motivation to win. I think he gave these guys a real kick in the arse after yesterdays game, something they havent seen in about 8 yrs.

OurBitchinMinny
07-08-2004, 11:13 PM
since when is the word "prick" considered so obscene? Like AJ pierzynski is a prick. Its not like using other words I dont think

Realist
07-09-2004, 07:39 AM
Gosh, Ozzie's a bit hard to understand sometimes. I'd hate to be the board op working the controls and delay button. If something slip's by out of Ozzie's mouth, I think you have to give the guys in the studio the benefit of the doubt. It's just hard to understand him sometimes.
Never in my life had I heard English more properly spoken than when Ozzie made his confession. It was if he was speaking ex cathedra.