Flub Jokes

[gobears1987]

help come up with more

TOP 10 LIES TOLD AT WRIGLEY FIELD

10. I'm not drunk
9. Parking is no problem
8. Harry Caray has a good singing voice
7. Harry Caray is not drunk (if you saw him announce he mispronounced names after 4 innings since he couldn't read the cards. He also had slurred speech late in the game.)
6. We are not cursed
5. Sosa is a good fielder (also applies to Moises Alou)
4. Dusty knows how to manage a pitching rotation
3. Just one more beer
2. I washed my hands
1. This is our year

[SOXPHILE]

How about these:

1) I'm very knowledgeable about the game, and always know what's going on.
2) I don't care if Sammy hits a homer or not, I just want the Cubs to win !
3) This place is a shrine !
4) The Cubs are probably one of the greatest teams ever.
5) Cubbie fans are the greatest fans in the World
6) Ronnie Woo Woo is SO COOL ! Let's buy him a ticket to the game, and pay for his beer !

[WhiteSox = Life]

Perhaps one of the biggest:

I really don't care how the Sox do.