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PaleHoseGeorge
06-13-2004, 08:50 PM
Choose from above or specify your alternate selection below. :bandance:

:gallas
"You guys are *******s."

Nick@Nite
06-13-2004, 08:54 PM
Jimmy Hoffa? :bandance:

PaleHoseGeorge
06-13-2004, 08:58 PM
Dammit, I forgot to include Joe Stephen! Oh, well...

:gulp:

voodoochile
06-13-2004, 08:59 PM
:valet
"Since Billy took over parking the cars yesterday, JR said I had to do something to earn my paycheck."

:canseco
"All this oil gets really messed up inside that suit. Any young ladies want to help towel me off?"

:XL
"They wouldn't let me be the chicken, they said I was too fat. So, I ate that freaking chicken and here I am. You wanted a leftie, you got a leftie. Anyone got any tequila? Get lost kid, I'm drinking."

RKMeibalane
06-13-2004, 09:18 PM
:hitless

PaleHoseGeorge
06-13-2004, 09:21 PM
Nah, it can't be the Choice inside Southpaw's costume. He still has a job. Besides, Southpaw isn't wearing sneakers. :wink:


:buddylee
"OUCH!"

Daver
06-13-2004, 09:21 PM
Anyone know if Matt Karchner is still washing Ed Lynch's boat for a living?




:bandance:

DrummerGeorgefan
06-13-2004, 09:28 PM
Could it be the ghost of Andy the Clown?

OEO Magglio
06-13-2004, 10:02 PM
:KW
"John, this is what happens when you leave a game early."

:rauch
"This stupid costume doesn't fit."

delben91
06-13-2004, 10:32 PM
Bill Pulsipher

BigEdWalsh
06-13-2004, 11:22 PM
I personally think he's real. It's NOT a costume. :gulp:

TommyJohn
06-13-2004, 11:31 PM
Choose from above or specify your alternate selection below. :bandance:

:gallas
"You guys are *******s."

My guess is Julio Cruz.

:reinsy

Juice, I'm still paying you for that big contract. Here's your costume. Get to
work.

RKMeibalane
06-13-2004, 11:32 PM
On second thought, it could be...

:hurt

"Ozzie moved me back to DH so I would have time to meet fans and get my at-bats in."

havelj
06-14-2004, 12:19 AM
Sammy....why would he be with his team anyway?:cool:

RKMeibalane
06-14-2004, 12:22 AM
Sammy....why would he be with his team anyway?:cool:
I thought about that, but it's not him. Sosa is in Tennessee right now completing a rehabilitation assignment.

WinningUgly!
06-14-2004, 12:28 AM
:nardi
"Nobody teaches FUNdementals like I do!"


Nothing like a bunch of 9 years kids with torn labrums.:)

RKMeibalane
06-14-2004, 12:35 AM
There are so many possibilities:

1. Jerry Manuel
2. Julio Ramirez
3. Tom Paciorek
4. Dan Pasqua
5. Warren Newson
6. Dale Swevm
7. Ron Karkovice
8. Von Joshua
9. Bobby Thigpen
10. Dennis Rodman
11. Luc Longley
12. Jerry Krause

WhiteSox = Life
06-14-2004, 01:06 AM
:moron
"Ah, **** all'a you!"

mikef1331
06-14-2004, 01:12 AM
My guess: Steve Bartman is in the costume.

SOXintheBURGH
06-14-2004, 03:20 AM
I thought about that, but it's not him. Sosa is in Tennessee right now completing a rehabilitation assignment.
Tennessee huh? Thats whiskey country, and Sammy is known to finish off bottles of rum and do inappropriate things with the empty.

DuckSnort
06-14-2004, 05:19 AM
Perhaps it's a certain form of community service for Mr. Ligue (or however you spell it) or the other moron. seems possible to me. :)

SSN721
06-14-2004, 07:29 AM
I was gonna say Jerry Manuel, dont know how that isnt a choice. I mean, what else has he been doing in Sacramento other than sleeping?

:jerry

"Why didnt they get me in this last year? I command such authority, it inspires awe and demands respect. Managing in this there is no way I could be stopped, other teams could only hope to contain my managing prowess."

jabrch
06-14-2004, 08:23 AM
Julio Cruz is still under contract for 3 more years, right?

HURT35
06-14-2004, 02:03 PM
It's Parque. I saw Southpaw getting lit up by some 8 year olds in FUNdamentals...

wdelaney72
06-14-2004, 02:39 PM
My guess is Julio Cruz.


Juice, I'm still paying you for that big contract. Here's your costume. Get to
work.
YES!!!

skottyj242
06-14-2004, 02:50 PM
Since Frank is starting to hit again my guess is Walk Hrniak, he can't be seen by JR so he's incognito.

ma_deuce
06-14-2004, 03:06 PM
:bkoch:

"Sure the costume is hot, but what do you expect me to do. I'm making $6.375 million this year, but I need to look ahead to next year. I mean, honestly, who is gonna pay me to throw slow "fast" balls straight up the middle? Its either this or turning tricks at the Urinal."

thepaulbowski
06-14-2004, 04:36 PM
Jerry Manuel...you didn't think JR was going to let him get paid for nothing did ya.:D:

jeffmugs
06-14-2004, 04:42 PM
It has to be Wunsch, right?

HebrewHammer
06-14-2004, 04:48 PM
:maggs

"Kenny said we were going to meet fans on the fan deck, I didn't think he meant this."

ND_Sox_Fan
06-14-2004, 08:27 PM
My vote goes with one of the two guys who cost us the playoffs last season, and the one of the most fan friendly guys ... Mr. Jose Paniagua.

JM is, of course, the other member to the dynamic duo stated above.

RedPinStripes
06-14-2004, 09:29 PM
My guess is Julio Cruz.

:reinsy

Juice, I'm still paying you for that big contract. Here's your costume. Get to
work.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh ya stole my thunder! :smile: